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Mike Lindell Announces Trump’s New Reinstatement Date and Twitter Can’t Stop Laughing
Turkey getting stuffed (Stuffing should be cooked inside the bird unless someone is prepared to call it something else), early in the morning, preferably 7:30 to 8:00, to slow cook the turkey, beautiful fall arrangements around the table, ideally, some family or good friends over – all vaxed up – some football, eat about 2:30-3:30, ideal time, pumpkin pie (there should be a law requiring such), nap nap nap, something about turkey, kids even like a movie late in the day, all while enjoying the fact that it is the last day on which one doesn’t have to feel guilty that Christmas shopping isn’t done. It is America’s best secular holiday. One might even be thankful for all one has, even if it’s not that much, it’s more than some.
And what better thing to add than to give thanks that Donald Trump will be reinstated as president? Admittedly, to most of us, it would be better if the oven caught fire, the bird went down to ashes, and it led to a fistfight among family, but to some MAGAs, it would be the most thankful day in history even if McD’s chicken nuggets were on the menu. Mike Lindell has a new reinstatement date:
“Originally I had hoped for August and September. I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today.
The SCOTUS doesn’t unilaterally declare winners of elections, but go on:
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“You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. This evidence is 100% non-subjective evidence. The Supreme Court, they’re going to vote 9-nothing to take it in.
We heard it here first and last. The lawyers can bring it today, the decision will be out tomorrow. The SCOTUS will be up at 7:30 stuffing the turkey…
“We will have this before the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. That’s my promise to the people of this country. We’re all in this together. We worked very hard on this.” – Mike Lindell, today on Steve Bannon’s webcast.
We will be thankful knowing with certainty that Joe Biden will still be president on Thanksgiving. Do not over or undercook the bird folks, cut the breast from the dark meat beforehand. White meat cooks faster than dark meat, which is why one should pull the white meat out first and keep cooking the dark meat. And put the stuffing in the bird or call it casserole for the love of god.
Mike Lindell claims he's taking his voter fraud case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/NaWZb5pRtU
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) September 21, 2021
Twitter had a field day:
Again, anyone else who wasn’t wealthy and was this conspicuously and dangerously mentally ill would have been involuntarily committed long ago. https://t.co/BYPrmcV4ur
— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) September 21, 2021
The Supreme Court would announce what cases they’re hearing. They even mentioned abortion would be heard in December. He’s lying and counting on the fact that the voters/viewers/payers of $$ don’t know any better. Someone should sue him for fraud. https://t.co/T5NFQzLbfJ
— The Tam (@TammyNew12) September 21, 2021
Did he mention in what year? On a side note I can't wait until he works for Their Pillow https://t.co/x4AyxKUDVc
— Rand Paul's Neighbor – Never Forget 1/6 Never Ever (@jbrown11871) September 21, 2021
It should go without saying. But there is no “taking this to the Supreme Court by Thanksgiving”. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. https://t.co/ZvvRRbvyRJ
— Daylin Leach (@daylinleach) September 21, 2021
I will be the first to admit that I am no legal scholar, but I do not think one can just "take a case to the Supreme Court." There are intermediate steps, right? https://t.co/xcQJTLNefL
— Aaron 🖖 (@GeekAaron) September 21, 2021
As funny as this is, it's sad that there is apparently no one in his life who cares enough about him to get him the mental health care he so desperately needs. The money is going to dry up after Dominion wins and all the grifters and hangers-on https://t.co/9y4Bjh2vCv
— David Michael Pierce (@Dweeze) September 21, 2021
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