Trump has found the solution to his inability to tweet. He hired a woman to tweet his statements out. Granted, Liz Harrington has fewer followers.

Writers are not known for their math acumen, but we do know that Trump had 80 million followers (20 million of which had to be real live people and not bots based on the Volga River), whereas Liz… well, Liz is doing her best, struggling to get 250,000 followers.

But Trump gets his messages out and today’s is… a lot like yesterday. So why report it? One is perfectly entitled to ask.

The answer is twofold. One, sheer entertainment, it is fun to see a panic attack in real-time by a guy who’s earned it. Second, one damn well better keep an eye on this guy, because the latest polls have him lapping the field in 2024 (in Republican nominations) and the new laws that only allow white Republicans to vote? That’s an issue.

So pay attention, we do. But this one is posted primarily for the entertainment in number one:

“Why isn’t the January 6th Unselect Committee of partisan hacks studying the massive Presidential Election Fraud, which took place on November 3rd and was the reason that hundreds of thousands of people went to Washington to protest on January 6th?” 

Well, first of all, Trump’s math may be a bit more off than writers’ math because there were not hundreds of thousands of people in Washington 6th. Maybe a few tens of thousands.

Second, of course, prove it – fat boy. He has only been given about 343 chances to prove this massive fraud and just never quite gets around to doing it.

“Look at the numbers now being reported on the fraud, which we now call the ‘Really Big Lie.’ You cannot study January 6th without studying the reason it happened, November 3rd,” 

We call it the Big Lie, too – albeit, for different reasons, they are merging. The problem is, big boy, what happened on November 3rd was the reason for January 6th and everyone knows it. You lost, and that’s that. It was unacceptable to just too many.

“But the Democrats don’t want to do that because they know what took place on Election Day in the Swing States, and beyond. If we had an honest media this Election would have been overturned many months ago, but our media is almost as corrupt as our political system!

AND THEY WERE NOT CORRUPT IN 2016 WHEN I BARELY WON BY THE SKIN OF MY TEETH, THAT’S WHEN THEY WERE HONEST!!!

We promised entertainment value. Come on, the fact that this guy cannot go an hour without considering the fact that he actually lost is somewhat gratifying. Right?

Oh, another statement, this one telling Republicans not to vote? So, a statement we kind of agree with?

This is a Trump statement that should be spread far and wide. pic.twitter.com/Uj39tizKmc

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) October 13, 2021

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