Michele Fiore is ready for the fight. She is running for the GOP candidacy for governor of Nevada and she checks every box as the most MAGA candidate in… hold on, she “shoots” every box as the most MAGA candidate of which one can conceive.
In her first commercial, which functions as a parody of SNL parodies of political videos, she announces her three-part plan for Nevada.
Before we review her three-part agenda for Nevada, it’s probably best for all of us to remember that Nevada is a state reeling from drought and water shortages, in a desert that never had enough water in the first place, there are very few good ideas as to how to get enough water into the Las Vegas basin. Additionally, and obviously, the global COVID pandemic is still hitting the tourist and convention industry the hardest, it almost seems designed to take the legs out from under Nevada.
Fiore ignores some issues that deeply impact her state and “shoots” out her three priorities for Nevada and they are the three Trump priorities:
First, obviously, no mandatory vaccinations, despite the fact that part of the “rugged freedom” that Nevadan GOPers treasure is the freedom for a private business to require employees to get vaccinated.
Second, obviously, is critical race theory, even though Fiore likely knows as much about critical race theory as she does about criticality in nuclear fission.
Third, obviously, is to rid Nevada of election fraud. In other words, no Democrats will be allowed to win if she is elected governor.
She makes these points by shooting things because all MAGA candidates have to shoot guns in their ads. It is such a parody of itself that the net is all over it:
It’s still Trump’s party, part 437
pic.twitter.com/kGsjP1Hbii [1]— Alex Thompson (@AlexThomp) October 19, 2021 [2]
There ya’ go! Addressing the most pressing issues in the lives of everyday Nevadans! And shooting them!
And live from New York, it’s Saturday night! https://t.co/uioajpxkxz [3]
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 20, 2021 [4]
Send the fucking meteor https://t.co/MzLnTMUd8h [5]
— Poooch (@jppooch7) October 20, 2021 [6]
How in the fuck is this not a parody? https://t.co/NwSpAodWMB [7]
— Ron Quixote (@quixote_ron) October 20, 2021 [8]
It's literally as if @votefiore [9] went to her PR department and said "I want this ad to be as trashy as humanly possible. I'll wear a dress that I haven't fit into in years, a jacket made for a 3 year old and strap a gun to my waist. Take if from there boys!". #wtf [10] #DogsofTwittter [11] https://t.co/3gmwrIFrMu [12]
— PSU160 (@psu160) October 20, 2021 [13]
Look out everyone here comes another Marjorie Taylor green @laurenboebert [14] wanna be! @glennkirschner2 [15] @DebraMessing [16] @PattyArquette [17] they’re coming out of the woodwork! https://t.co/cx2i3rnJ2p [18]
— jenna (@jenna64637290) October 20, 2021 [19]
What is happening to our Country? If she receives a single vote we are in deep $hit [20]. https://t.co/g95gl1MWq6 [21]
— Nick Smith (@50Skrimp) October 20, 2021 [22]
No stickers required! A giant, gas guzzling losermobile that is 27% paid off tells everyone that you support a twice impeached lifelong speed addict, sociopath, rapist, insurrectionist and pathological liar with late stage syphilis! https://t.co/AnVDNpsjRd [23]
— SO MUCH WINNING!✊🏽 (@rzrbladecupcake) October 20, 2021 [24]
So, when she mentions @JoeBiden [25], she reaches for her sidearm. Seems rather overt what she's implying. Does the @SecretService [26] have someone talking to her about this yet? https://t.co/oUARgiCUJY [27]
— John Houck (@Houckadoodledoo) October 20, 2021 [28]
OK, we get it
Americans with guns are really really dumb
Pathetic morons scared of their own shadows
SO SAD!!! https://t.co/GdLJyVQdkF [29]
— Colin Marshall (@ColinMa11755657) October 20, 2021 [30]
Politics reduced to the theater of the absurd. https://t.co/a2apOYPyJt [31]
— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) October 20, 2021 [32]
Unfreaking believable that people think this is ok, we are toast. Its like Mad Max took over the republican party. https://t.co/r0O20CDI3T [33]
— All Kinds of Nope (@woozleweasels) October 20, 2021 [34]
I guarantee you she has Dog the Bounty Hunter’s endorsement. https://t.co/ScVRUlT7lu [35]
— southernchef (@mattmos92456694) October 20, 2021 [36]
Me: I don’t think there’s a Republican woman more pathetic than Boebert, Taylor-Greene or Forte
Siri: Hold my nuts https://t.co/dsLMRzqdya [37]
— ImAMofo (@Picapau316) October 20, 2021 [38]
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