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‘Blonde and White’ Capitol Rioter Now Says Prosecutors Used Her to ‘Skewer Trump and Trump Supporters’

For someone who complains about cancel culture, we sure do have to see her a lot.

Jenna Ryan, the 51-year-old real estate agent who’s headed to prison for a couple of months after boasting it could never happen to her, is now claiming that she’s a “big-time victim.”

It’s not just her, either — she says she’s being used by her detractors to “skewer” former President Donald Trump.

Appearing on Newsmax with host Greg Kelly, Ms. Ryan whined that it has been an “atrocious” year, adding “I am not in good shape. I don’t even know how I’m sitting here, but it is what it is.”

We’re not actually sure how you’re sitting there either, Jenna. For someone headed to prison right after the holidays, one might think you had more important things on your mind than getting on the news and making things worse for yourself.

She truly is trained at the Trump School Of Keep Digging. After posting the now-infamous “I’m white” tweet, she kept firing back at people on social media, to the point where even news outlets were quoting her ridiculous tweets. Now Ryan says the media made her the poster child for January 6.

That’s just one more example of how they’ve taken my image and used my image to skewer Trump, to skewer Trump supporters, and definitely to skewer myself.

And I don’t know if she heard, but that QAnon Shaman guy is looking at roughly 20–25 times longer in prison than she was just sentenced to. Her face isn’t even that memorable.

The fact is, nobody is trying to get back at Trump by giving her a measly 60 days in jail. She just happened to brag about the fact that she thought she was above the law because of her complexion and station in life. If she’d kept her mouth shut after she was arrested with the rest of the traitors, she would likely be facing far less prison time.

I suggest that Jenna Ryan should probably slow down and focus on what she does have left in life after losing her job and being made to look like a complete fool on the national stage — all by her own actions.

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