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Lara Trump Posts Bizarre Wine Video With Her Baby Crying in the Background and People Have Questions
Lara Lea Trump is an enigma.
At times, rare times – to be sure, but at times, she can seem brilliant for so effortlessly turning a life with remarkably few accomplishments into a gig where, for a time, she was considered a candidate for the Senate from North Carolina, and – the nation’s largest cable television station pays her to tell us what she thinks.
Fcking amazing.
But then she opens her mouth and makes sentence-like statements about god only knows what, just so long as they end in some kind of version of “liberals suck” and we remember she married Eric. It is at that point that we realize that she is not bright at all. She is wonderfully stupid.
Her new video promoting Trump wine (why?) seems to actually promote day-drinking as a means to cope as a mom with a crying baby. Granted, it’s a semi-holiday but this is still probably not a great idea, even before we realize that it’s “Trump wine,” which you just know would taste better if it just came straight out of a box.
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She is also wearing some kind of shirt about being a mom with a baby right beside her crying (we get it!) and it’s during the cry that she takes a swig of wine! My God, woman, you’re rich! The entire point of the video – seemingly – is to relay that Trump wine, especially during the day (It’s probably 9:45 a.m.) is the way to relax and deal with a baby that probably would just like a handful of Cheerios, please!
But again, she has money and the most understanding doctors that such money can buy! Why doesn’t she just do what every other self-respecting rich mom does, drop a Xanax and be done with it? Without the possibility of drunkenness? Is Trump wine really that good? NO! Because if it was, they wouldn’t have Lara Lea Trump promoting it! They would have Jennifer Aniston, Julia Roberts, or some woman we LIKE, promoting it.
Watch this:
Complete relaxation 🙏🏽 @trumpwinery pic.twitter.com/SJUHWRr0Lp
— Lara Trump (@LaraLeaTrump) October 24, 2021
As you’d expect, Twitter had some thoughts:
Hawking & drinking Trump crap while her baby cries. Totally on brand. https://t.co/iroObMOBth
— Richard Signorelli (@richsignorelli) November 26, 2021
She should "do" her eyebrows BEFORE she drinks a bottle of wine. Because seriously — WTF are those? https://t.co/Q63bHlmc2O
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) November 26, 2021
Just saw this. I'm even more worried about these people's kids than before. So horrible. Imagine being such a narcissist needing attention so bad, that you tape yourself getting plastered on cheap wine while your baby's next to you crying & screaming. Child Protective Services… https://t.co/EVAu5RO7tr
— *GMQ* SUSAN (@ifudontlike2bad) November 26, 2021
Are you posting this from a burner phone? https://t.co/LX74pc9E9i
— Elizabeth F. (@underthesea62) November 26, 2021
Please observe @LaraLeaTrump drinking crappy wine while her baby cries. #LaraIsACrappyMom https://t.co/WQy9N10xdC
— Vaccinated 'Sesame Street' Manager (@IAmWhoIAm808) November 26, 2021
"Watch me drink while I neglect the crying baby" https://t.co/RMZhf1951r
— Jo Lown 🎨🌴🌊🇺🇸 (@JLownLaw) November 26, 2021
This low-life demonstration – from someone who feeds on class distinctions and sneers at the less fortunate (who sacrifice so much to spend time with their children). As my mother always said, "you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear". https://t.co/b1GrVCCnCc
— GGSpree (@spreege) November 26, 2021
Let your kid cry for a video to own the libs.🙄 https://t.co/QGlCJC1wcE
— Sherri 👻TWDFan4Ever👻 (@Specneedsmom4) November 26, 2021
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