If Donald Trump is worth “billions,” why is it that every time we turn around, he’s asking for money? (And yes, even those of us vehemently opposed to him show up on his email lists once in a while and every single one of them asks for money).
The “billions” versus asking for money thing may be the “least” weird aspect about the new “hot” take on Parler – where one finds all entertaining MAGA-stuff.
There are a couple of other things we want to point out so that you better appreciate the insanity of what you’re about to see. How do they have Trump at “One” knockout and Biden at “0”? Either both should be “One” or (if it is head to head) it should be Biden one and Trump zero. C’mon guys, some internal consistency would be nice!
On one serious note, the “Reach” thing is both desperate and touches upon the most dangerous aspect of the MAGA dynamic. We at this site have become convinced that they know Trump has some kind of understanding with Putin, and just don’t care. Putin is a white guy, a tough guy, runs a government that they admire, one where strength alone wins, thus – who cares if Trump “owes” Putin something?
And, of course, Joe has something to do with China because we’re not allowed to talk about Russia in this country, at least not with the MAGAs.
Regardless, herewith, the strangest thing on Twitter today… so far:
What the heck. pic.twitter.com/XcR25HIRiM [1]
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) November 21, 2021 [2]
Oh, and Trump weighs 243 if they leave one leg off the scale. And Biden weighs 185 pounds, per his physical he just had on Friday.
President – who turns 79 on Saturday – had a full physical today. Detailed report from his longtime doctor here: pic.twitter.com/Y9H3TVLwXW [3]
— West Wing Reports (by Paul Brandus) (@WestWingReport) November 19, 2021 [4]
Twitter is having a field day:
Trump? 243 pounds? ROFLMFAO. "The MAGA Kid"? No – "The Maggot". And yet another idiot doesn't understand communism… https://t.co/E8foSaP1E5 [5] pic.twitter.com/s0T3CLcsoq [6]
— Chris Wildman (@ChrisWildman14) November 21, 2021 [7]
They live in a fantasy. Trump is a 75-year old in an adult diapir. President Biden has already accomplished more in less than one year than Trump did in four. https://t.co/WHm0f4Nvvu [8]
— Kate Lambert (@KateLambert4) November 21, 2021 [9]
But they don't live in reality. pic.twitter.com/hP5sk0hErO [10]
— ✨🌊🕊 Debbie in Wisconsin 🕊🌊✨ (@Debbie_in_WI) November 21, 2021 [11]
They have to lie themselves. That's all they have.
— Machine Pun Kelly (@KellyScaletta) November 21, 2021 [12]
LOL on Trump being 6'3" and 243. Maybe 342 if he's really 6'3", but more likely upper 200s because he's only 6'0" at best.
Trump is underwater financially as well
— Jeff is thankful BIden is president (@NewJeffCT) November 21, 2021 [13]
It's pretty amazing how these clowns think he accomplished so much, when all he did do was give rich people tax cuts. I guess if normalizing racism and misogyny are accomplishments then he did that too.
— Headline/SF 400K (@suprshok) November 21, 2021 [14]
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