It is probably best to not even ask where Kimberly Guilfoyle might’ve registered. Most of us don’t live in Las Vegas anyway. Knowing this couple the way we do: shy, down-to-earth, deeply caring, and soooo sweet, they probably would prefer gifts be given to charity (in cash), a Trump charity – show your love.

They’re getting married, y’all! Don Jr. and Kimberly are finally taking the dive. From Page Six:

Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle are headed to the altar, having been engaged for nearly a year, a source close to both of them confirmed to Page Six on Monday.

Wait. To most of us “being engaged” means you’ve already announced that you’re getting married, at least at some point. All this means is they set a date? Never mind, Page Six rarely understands what they write, either.

Oh, wait:

The source added, “They’ve kept it private for the past year as they settled into life in Florida after moving from New York” and that “both are focused on their children —they have six between them — and their work.”

Right. That’s why they didn’t announce it. They didn’t have time. They were too busy with the kids… five kids, Don Jr. dumped a beautiful and, seemingly, very sane woman, the same one who gave birth to his five children. Great guy, that Don Jr. And all for Kimberly.

It’s no surprise the pair are getting hitched. Guilfoyle opened up about already feeling married to Trump Jr. in February 2021, saying at the time, “Being his wife would be something that, of course, would be something that I think would be fantastic. I absolutely adore the family … I already feel married to him.”

Please trust us, we know what she means. We had that exact same sense, especially when she took to the podium at the RNC convention and did that… speech. We will be nice, the blushing bride is getting married. But she’s had practice:

Meanwhile, Guilfoyle was married to Eric Villency, with whom she shares one son, from 2006 to 2009. She also wed former San Francisco Mayor and current California Gov. Gavin Newsom for four years until separating in 2005.

We were of the impression that if you were going to trade, trade up. But what do we know? We don’t know Kimberly, that’s one thing we have going for us.

Oh, and never mind about the Save the Date thing. They haven’t set a date. The lawyers are probably still negotiating. Forgive us for sounding cynical, but five young kids…

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