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Lauren Boebert Mocked MERCILESSLY for Her Remark Comparing Uvalde Tragedy to 9/11

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Wow, Lauren Boebert can really tire a person out.

Reporting on Boebert’s stupidity is a chore because all too many people on Twitter link it to the fact that she had to drop out of high school to have her baby. No, that’s wrong. Formal education, especially above the primary years, is a luxury that many people on Earth cannot afford. We Americans are lucky in that respect. But even if one is forced to drop out, one should do all they can to continue to educate themselves. Lauren has certainly failed to do so.

It is very possible that Lauren couldn’t continue to educate herself because she is simply too stupid to do so. A lack of education is not the same as stupidity, but when they marry and have children, you get Lauren Boebert. Lauren has been defending those sick f’ing guns that adorn her walls like pictures of children and doing so in an all-too Boebertian way.

Christmas Boebert style. I somehow doubt Jesus would approve.

After calling Beto O’Rourke a “jerk” for interrupting a press conference (that we now know to be full of lies), Boebert said to Sean Hannity:

“When 9/11 happened, we didn’t ban planes, we secured the cockpits.”

Right.

And it was not long before the responses came pouring in. CBS’s Sam Quinn noted:

There are so many things wrong with this, but I’ll key in on this: airport security has gotten so much tighter since 9/11. I can’t even wear shoes going through security anymore. When a few planes killed a bunch of people we made air travel safer. Why can’t we do that with guns?\

Because the United States has so many people like Lauren Boebert, combining lack of education, stupidity, and guns.

And I want you to remember why we are talking about this…look at these faces. And fck Lauren Boebert.

Yes, we are placing this image in every story about Uvalde. We want you to see their faces. God, they mattered.

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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