Given that we have video below of a woman in a skin-tight MAGA dress who just happened to drop by Trump’s place tonight so as to almost be assaulted, we have a question.
Could Donald Trump survive if he didn’t live inside his own luxury resort club? It has rooms for people to rent, parties booked night after night (It was likely one of his better investments), and now, because Trump is so polarizing, he is in absolute heaven. People self-select to be in his presence, and they are just the right kind of people!
Trump doesn’t have to worry about going to the public to get his narcissistic fix because he has a cult and a club. Plus, it’s an expensive club, so there are none of those filthy people that walk through six inches of mud to hear him talk in Pennsylvania. No, these MAGAs have enough money to keep Miami’s plastic surgeons creating made-to-order Jessica Rabbits. Don’t blame her, she’s just cut that way. Trump couldn’t survive without Mar-a-Lago.
Speaking of money, made-to-order breasts, the cult, and Trump, they all collided at Mar-a-Lago tonight when Trump looked almost orgasmic, perhaps the perfect word, upon seeing a real-life Jessica Rabbit dressed in a “Make America Great Again” dress. No, not some shit hat with “MAGA” on it. We are talking about a floor-length, sleeveless, tight, bulging dress.
Trump is just as lecherous (as put in one response) as ever. He actually holds his hands out and runs them up and down, telegraphing that in his mind he’s rubbing the tight dress. But also notice the woman’s body language. She is… very guarded, and even protects her ass as she walks behind him. Only a MAGA mind could worship a man while at the same time getting the “rapey” vibe.
Regardless, this is why we cannot picture Trump living any other way:
“This is the greatest outfit.” pic.twitter.com/hsfc3nw6cm [1]
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) May 12, 2022 [2]
Ah, no. We think Marylyn Monroe’s white dress is safe. That is not the “greatest outfit.” That is tacky AF, and even if it said; “Make Trump Blow Me Again” we’d say it looks terrible. It looks like a walking kids’ birthday cake. Twitter buried everything about this little video:
Everybody copies AOC. https://t.co/hgb5OmebaY [3]
— Original Me (@MadamWiser) May 13, 2022 [4]
Trump taste in fashion sucks. https://t.co/SCIu4UOsxm [5]
— Windycity (@Wmillard9) May 13, 2022 [6]
He’s fucking 70 something years old and he can’t communicate or stand like a normal human. https://t.co/xivAiSGa1d [7]
— Swoozy (@swoozyqyah) May 13, 2022 [8]
Once again, proof that you can’t buy good taste: https://t.co/paIQeaCiE2 [9]
— Janice Sullivan (@Sullivan_J_A) May 13, 2022 [10]
He gets more lecherous every time he shows up on video. The woman seems very uncomfortable by her body language, maintaining distance, drop hands to cover behind. Perhaps she'll rethink her next appearance. https://t.co/XTXccmdbit [11]
— Will (@Will77585957) May 13, 2022 [12]
Cult member sacrificing her dignity for her deity. https://t.co/kRlIjIicgN [13]
— edofalltrades (@edofalltrades) May 13, 2022 [14]
He's not looking at the outfit me thinks https://t.co/f5ngCWx9qA [15]
— The Bobbo👻🇺🇦🌊💙🍍🍋 (@BobboCochrane71) May 12, 2022 [16]
Can we just get it over with and name the place “Boob-A-Lago?” Oh no https://t.co/E0In5HiPno [17]
— Forrest John (@mrvdo20) May 12, 2022 [18]
I think he’s thinking about how he’s gonna grab her by the pu$$y https://t.co/eu6s2guRyE [19]
— Latraca Moore (@LatracaM) May 12, 2022 [20]
He is interviewing for a new wife. https://t.co/4oCcXVy11s [21]
— Cotsdi (@cotsdi) May 12, 2022 [22]
Imagine being a woman so low on self esteem that you stand there and pose and accept this pig grovelling at you! https://t.co/5SecttwWdG [23]
— Ian (@ian59488311) May 12, 2022 [24]
Sure, he is looking at her dress… But then again, she didn't pay $10,000 for those puppies to be ignored. https://t.co/i5dF6xbOiP [25] pic.twitter.com/9pShKtP8ku [26]
— Tony (@TileTony) May 13, 2022 [27]
And trump can barely contain himself! He wants to grab her…. https://t.co/tcs45flBgn [28]
— Nanmc99 (@nanmc99) May 12, 2022 [29]
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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman (Who is prettier and has far better outfits).