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Gov. Kristi Noem Does Humiliating Ad for Herschel Walker Because Herschel Isn’t Trusted to Speak

Oh, lord.

If there is a worse candidate than Herschel Walker for the U.S. Senate, it has to be Mehmet Oz,  and it’s tough to tell whether Oz is a real candidate or a triple crossover fake Democratic plant, doing all he can to turn a red seat blue. Meanwhile, in Georgia, Herschel Walker is doing everything that he can do to make sure that a blue seat stays blue in a red state.

It is always dicey to have Herschel Walker speak. He could literally say just about anything, including the actual number of children he has fathered… just kidding. That’s a number he’ll probably never get correct. But he’s damn sure not going to be allowed to talk, so why not do campaign videos with an attractive woman standing alongside Herschel and let her do the talking for him? Yes, where is the most-mega-MAGA governor of them all, Kristi Noem? The one that is pretty until she speaks? Yes, you know the one!

Get her beside Herschel Walker and have her do all the talking! It will make the most… awkward campaign video in history!

Oh, yeah. Wow. When the only words that Herschel is entrusted to speak are “He will vote for Biden, I’ll vote for the voters!” That is pretty damned sad.  You can bet that Twitter had some fun with this one.

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