Kayleigh’s little sis has a dating app for MAGAs only because, goodness knows, that’s never been tried before.

One of the most pervasive MAGA memes – so self-serving – is that the alpha males in the MAGA movement get all the babes, the “hot ones,” the ones that “know how to take care of a man,” (these are all descriptions from them, believe me – we get emails), meanwhile, us pantywaist liberal babies, even ones that played college sports and have had… plenty of fun with women (perhaps because we respect women) sit around reading poetry in candlelit dorm rooms with lesbians, “while her cute roommate is out ‘rockin’ the captain of the lacrosse team.” (An actual quote from an actual MAGA email.)

It is so hard to address this topic as a guy because one desperately wants to talk about the fun one has had with… many of us have never been lonely and not because we have company while reading poetry (Not that that sounds all that bad, after a hockey game in which we broke someone’s nose). But the MAGA movement is so impressed with itself, so infused with toxic testosterone, that they’re positive that they’re the only ones who… God, this is hard, are in bed with beautiful women at night.

Now, one of these beautiful MAGA women – Ryann McEnany, Kayleigh’s little sister who apparently cannot spell (And she is pretty, dare we say prettier than Kayleigh? No, because then we’re judging women by looks… still… ) has started a dating site! But – wait, if all the MAGA men are getting all the MEGA action with the pretty blondes, then why do they need a dating site all to themselves? Tinder has a “pro-choice” mark on it, or – so I’m told, so maybe this is an answer to that? Tinder is too woke? Whoa.

Big news! Kayleigh McEnany’s sister Ryann is out with a new dating app for young conservatives called, ‘The Right Stuff.’ “We’re sorry that you’ve had to endure years of bad dates and wasted time with people who don’t see the world our way – the right way.” pic.twitter.com/5BpiQt5vy2

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 10, 2022

CRINGE!!!!

Actually, the owner of this site, a woman that has never needed to beg for company, thinks it might be a good idea for one of her writers to do some “undercover” work (Pun so totally intended), but, no – we both agree that we have standards and we’re not about to go down… sh*t, this is hard to write.

Never mind. We wish Ryann – who might do well to spell her name properly, as a start, well in her new endeavor. She looks like the one that MAGAs believe want men like them. We would show a typical picture of a MAGA woman, but that would be mean.

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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman