Mar-a-Lago will never recover from the crime of the century. It’ll never be the same, or so says Donald Trump. Trump says that the FBI committed “yet another crime” when they searched Mar-a-Lago. Given that it is almost impossible to believe that this was the first crime ever committed at the place, and – well, technically, it was a lawful search under the authority of a U.S. magistrate and thus not a crime, it’s a little confusing as to why this will permanently scar the place.

But Trump assures us it’s true. Oh, and those damned FBI agents weren’t even polite enough to remove their shoes when they went into his bedroom. Would Trump have been happier had they gone barefoot? Slippers? It is harder to look like a cool badass in “FBI” shirts and badges around one’s neck when one is only wearing socks. So, it’s tough to blame them. Anyway, here’s Don:

Arrived in Florida last night and had a long and detailed chance to check out the scene of yet another government “crime,” the FBI’s Raid and Break-In of my home, Mar-a-Lago. I guess they don’t think there is a Fourth Amendment anymore, and to them, there isn’t.

In any event, after what they have done, the place will never be the same. It was “ransacked,” and in far different condition than the way I left it. Many Agents – And they didn’t even take off their shoes in my bedroom. Nice!!!

It has already been proven that so much has been wrongfully taken, it is not a “pretty thing.” So sad! The 4th Amendment, and much more, has been totally violated, a grave invasion of privacy. I will keep the American public informed on TRUTH!

Wow. A grave invasion of privacy. It is like they found the stuff and took the stuff that Trump tried his hardest to hide! It is almost like he should perhaps have just given the documents back to the government and then filed a suit to claim they are rightfully his. Trump chose not to do so. Wonder why?