WHAT!!?? Could it be?? Is Donald Trump actually telling the TRUTH for once? Well, I guess anything is possible. And Trump is telling the truth about quite a touchy subject, his affair with former adult film star Stormy Daniels.

And now, Daniels is thanking Trump for one of his latest diatribes on Truth Social, where he basically admits that their dalliance happened after all.

Trump took to Truth Social and wrote, “With respect to the “Stormy” nonsense, it is VERY OLD & happened a long time ago, long past the very publicly known & accepted deadline of the Statute of Limitations. I placed full Reliance on the JUDGEMENT & ADVICE OF COUNCIL, who I had every reason to believe had a license to practice law, was competent, & was able to appropriately provide solid legal services. He came from a good law firm, represented other clients over the years, & there was NO reason not to rely on him, and I did.”

There it is. “It happened a long time ago”. IT HAPPENED. It happened.

Trump then whined about it being a witch hunt, because of course he did, saying, “The “Stormy” Fake Witch Hunt has been stop and go, on again, off again, for years, to the point where the whole thing has become Prosecutorial Misconduct. Missed Statute Big. The Fake News has been pushing the D.A., and all D.A.’s and Prosecutors, at a level that they have NEVER been pushed before. Just study D.A. Bragg’s CNN interview from 2 months ago – Disgraceful! There’s NO GUILT, just Trump Derangement Syndrome. GET this man, even if he’s innocent. It’s all WEAPONIZED POLITICS. So Sad!”

Mind you, just yesterday Trump wrote, “With murders and violent crime surging like never before in New York City, the Radical Left Manhattan D.A., Alvin Bragg, just leaked to the Fake News Media that they are still going after the Stormy ”Horseface” Daniels Bull….!Working closely with the Weaponized Justice Department, this is a continuation of the Greatest Witch Hunt of all time. They long ago missed the Statute of Limitations, & I recently won big money against “Stormy” in the 9th Circuit – NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR. This is old news!”

Of course the use of the word “affair” can just be semantics. The two didn’t really have an affair. They slept together once. That’s more of a one-night stand. Heck, it wasn’t even a night, just an hour and a half of gross sex, interjected with discussions about sharks and Trump’s daughter Ivanka. Trump did have an affair with Playboy Model Karen McDougal, who he dated for 10-months in 2006, the same year he slept with Daniels.

And of course Trump being Trump, he had to be as cruel as possible and refer to his alleged mistress as Stormy “Horseface” Daniels, which isn’t true. Daniels is a beautiful woman, and everyone knows it, including Daniels.

Daniels seems happy that Trump finally fessed up to their affair, and tweeted, “Thanks for just admitting that I was telling the truth about EVERYTHING. Guess I’ll take my ‘horse face’ back to bed now, Mr. former ‘president’. Btw, that’s the correct way to use quotation marks.”

Thanks for just admitting that I was telling the truth about EVERYTHING. 😂 Guess I'll take my "horse face" back to bed now, Mr. former "president".
Btw, that's the correct way to use quotation marks. 💋 pic.twitter.com/VSG867kwk8

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) January 31, 2023

This isn’t the first time Daniels discussed her affair with Trump, which she’s repeatedly described as the “worst 90 minutes of my life.” She also famously revealed that Trump’s penis resembled Toad from Super Mario Bros. which basically traumatized all of us Mario lovers out there.

In case you aren’t familiar with “Toad”, here you go:

It also really bothered Trump when Daniels compared his “member” to a cartoon mushroom. According to his former press secretary Stephanie Grisham, Trump became so self-conscious about Daniels’ description that he called Grisham from Air Force One just to tell her that he has a normal-looking penis.

Yes, that is our 45th president, it’s still hard to believe, huh?

At least Stormy Daniels got the last laugh. Or gag.