This man, I tell ya. He’s a piece of work. And not a good piece of work, like art work. He’s more of a piece of…well, you know.

Apparently today there was a golf tournament at one of Donald Trump’s clubs and you guys are never going to believe this…but he won it. YEP! He did, golly gee. And he took to Truth Social to brag about it and it is truly the most insane post we’ve ever seen.

Trump wrote, “A great honor to have won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the Country, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight. The reason that I announce this on fabulous TRUTH is that, in a very real way, it serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher. You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”

And this post even needed a disclosure on Twitter because many thought it was fake:

Before you ask, yes this is real.

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 23, 2023

Told ya! STRENGTH AND STAMINA.

Everyone knows Trump loves to golf. And everyone knows he loves to cheat. In fact, Trump only plays in tournaments that happen to be on his courses, funny that! There’s actually been a book written about how much Trump cheats at golf, called Commander-in-Cheat. An entire book!

Trump is so desperate to look like a winner, as well as virile, and a winner, that he actually wrote that humiliating post. Remember, this man wants you to know he’s virile:

Suffice to say, Twitter is having a field day:

Such a sad man anyone else would not brag about an obvious fix, anyone else would not take his own trophy

— Kiki Melendez (@kikimelendez) January 23, 2023

I’ve had several caddies who worked for Trump. All said he cheats more than any golfer they ever saw.

— Amy Holden Jones (@aholdenj) January 23, 2023

No rational people would consider being medically defined obese as a sign of strength and stamina

— Dan Sewell (@dansewell) January 23, 2023

😂😂 You do need strength & stamina to win, but in Trump's case, you need an entourage of enablers who will LET you win.

I did this playing when board games with my kids when they were about 5.

— Rebecca Roberts (@rjeanroberts) January 23, 2023

"I have strength, stamina, and all the mulligans I want!"

— ProLib | Resist Fascists 🌊🌊 (@prolibshow) January 23, 2023

It has been revealed that his former caddies nicknamed him Pele because he would always kick the ball into the hole when nobody was looking.
So I guess it serves as a physical health checkup in a way because that takes a lot of eye/foot coordination 🙄

— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊 (@lachevron) January 23, 2023

From the book Commander in Cheat. pic.twitter.com/OQrPkmwhGM

— Mike 🌊 Vote Dem 🌊 (@thedecider99) January 23, 2023

He's a prize speciman of athleticism. pic.twitter.com/iVa3SiBWc5

— UnclePeneaux (@2021Sardonic) January 23, 2023