Now that Donald Trump has hit the campaign trail again, not only will we have to deal with his constant meltdowns, his flinging baseless accusations, and constant misrepresentations of the truth — we’ll also have to deal with his hair. Again.
This time around, his hair is getting plenty of attention, after the 76-year-old former president stopped at a restaurant in South Carolina, where he was seen praying with one of the employees — but it’s his hair that got all the attention, OK! reports. In a video, Trump approaches the counter at Zesto and asks a female employee what she recommended.
“Do you care if I pray for you?” the woman asked Trump.
“Go ahead,” he said and the woman held his hand and asked God to watch over him.
You can see the weave really well in this video. Also I don’t have the emotional fortitude for more of this.
pic.twitter.com/QqB2Qt4Pqk [1]
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) January 29, 2023 [2]
But the prayers aren’t what people focused on. Trump’s hair weave is easily visible in the clip, leaving one person to note “It looks like a ‘comb forward’ instead of a ‘comb-over.’ Curious now. Does he wear a shower cap?” Another person said “Not a weave, but apparently, he grows his hair long enough to comb & style around his head to cover a scar from a botched hair transplant surgery. He’s got bald spots but ‘swirls’ his hair over it, like a guy bald on top growing it out the back and pulling it over the top.”
That lead another person to add, “Ha ha ha. What a jabroni!”
After chit-chatting with locals, the former president answered questions about the potential of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis running for office in 2024.
“If he runs, that’s fine. I’m way up in the polls,” Trump told the Associated Press. “He’s going to have to do what he wants to do, but he may run. I do think it would be a great act of disloyalty because, you know, I got him in. He had no chance. His political life was over.”
So, folks, we may have to put up with Donald Trump and his hair for the next two years.
Oh joy.
Twitter had a field day:
Thank you for spotting it. I’ve been saying it for months. Trump has multiple tracks sewn into his hair to cover the baldness. It’s not working though. You can see that almost the entire left side of his head a#has fallen out. 🤣
— Lady Lavender NYC (@PrincessofNYC23) January 29, 2023 [3]
That weave is the only thing about him that requires substantial, genuine effort—and yet, such hideous results.
— John Manier 💉💉💉💉💉 (@JohnManier) January 29, 2023 [4]
That thing on his head has to violate some sort of health code. Right?
— SnarkTank (@TheSnarkTank99) January 29, 2023 [5]
Anyone else wishing he’d spontaneously combust in an unfortunate hairspray incident?
— Bimmatrice (@Bimmatrice) January 29, 2023 [6]
At least we can take some satisfaction in knowing he hates every second of this.
— Vlada Knowlton 🇺🇦 (@VladaKnowlton) January 29, 2023 [7]
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jmm0vVbpbt [8]
— Sherrill☮️ (@Sherrillacyr12) January 29, 2023 [9]
He had a scalp resection. Because of pain afterward, he allegedly attacked Ivana (according to her sworn affidavit, later withdrawn). Since then he's used a lot of hairspray with a partial combover.
It's not really a weave or a dead ferret, LOL.#VoteBlue [10]#wtpBLUE [11] https://t.co/KzyCdNjYsu [12]— P G Antioch (@PGAntioch) January 29, 2023 [13]
that piece on the side of his head that comes down below of his shoulder. wow.. https://t.co/asWTZOFy5F [14]
— John David (@JohnDav50224688) January 29, 2023 [15]