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‘This Dude Is ON SOMETHING!’ Trump’s FREAK Statement About Children Upends Twitter
As Ron Filipkowski, professional Trump watcher, says, “This dude is on something.”
Yes, well, that we cannot verify, and, thinking on it a little bit, actual verification would involve some things we’re not particularly interested in seeing or doing. You’d either have to be there or collect… Nah, we’ll go with speculation for now. We “speculate” that Trump is on something in his latest statement.
Our GUESS is “Xanax,” possibly Ativan. He’s a little too quiet, reserved, but just as bat-shit crazy. In the video below, Trump discusses getting rid of the “Estate tax,” a tax that applied to only .1% of Americans in the year 2000. It is a tax on extreme wealth.
Trump seems to be promising to get rid of it. And this is important to the MAGAs because they’re all going to be millionaires and billionaires someday. Ask them. Never mind that we should triple the estate tax and lower the minimum amount, to give tax breaks to people that make less than 50K, Trump wants his voters to know that he’ll do away with it.
GOOD NEWS! As Trump says that if you love your children, you can give it all to them. THEN, bizarrely, he says that “some people do not love their children, and for good reason… ” (Is he telegraphing?) and then says that you don’t have to leave those kids anything. No shit? Because we ALL thought that you had to leave the kids something. Look at the Waltons! Rather than give 90% of it to charity, they pass it all down, ensuring that Waltons five generations down never have to work…
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Anyway. Yes, he is on something, and Twitter wholeheartedly agrees:
This dude is ON SOMETHING. pic.twitter.com/YJ8w3KOHaH
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) March 17, 2023
Twitter, what do you think?
Opioids. For decades.
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) March 17, 2023
Crushed up & snorted Adderall 99% sure
— mikeseth743 (@mikeseth743) March 17, 2023
"And if you don't love your children so much, and there are some people who don't, and maybe deservedly so, it won't matter because frankly you don't have to leave them anything."
Hell of a way to tell @DonaldJTrumpJr and @IvankaTrump they're out of the will if they testify.
— Michael VanDeMar (@mvandemar) March 17, 2023
Slightly off topic but… What’s up with that terrible lighting? Did they lose power at Mar-A-Lago?
— @WorldsBest (@WorldsMostHumb1) March 17, 2023
Is Ivanka testifying against her father?
— Warren Topelius (@WTopelius) March 17, 2023
What is with the weird, dark, out-of-focus videos lately? Does Mar-a-Lago have a dungeon? Because, if so, he's filming in it.
— Bellacissa ⚛️ (@thebellacissa) March 17, 2023
I think he's talking to his kids. In the lead up to criminal cases where they may be able and willing to implicate him, he wants to make sure they know what's up.
— D Marie 💔 (@Gypsysoul1968) March 17, 2023
Trump’s kids, in deeply panicked voices: “Was he talking about us when he said you don’t have to leave them anything? He wasn’t talking about us, was he? Please, for the love of money, tell me he wasn’t talking about us!”
— Joel Klebanoff (@JoelKlebanoff) March 17, 2023
He needs to be in a home ….with a tall fence and guards where he can have meatloaf every day and the lunch lady will serve the best Chocolate cake.
— @windsorGrace (@_windsorgrace) March 17, 2023
[email protected], @JasonMiciak, with Nicole Hickman
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