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Social Media Can’t Get Over Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Four-Toed Flintstone Feet

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Okay, this is an older story we are re-running because Marjorie Taylor Greene has really been angering us as of late. She’s a horrible woman, an open white nationalist, and somehow has gained tremendous power in the Republican Party. When she won, most people thought it was a fluke and she’d be a one-term congresswoman. But nope, not only did she win again, she has more power than ever.

So, let me introduce you to three-toes. Or four-toes.

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Alright.

As most know, advertisers don’t pay without 200 words, and so you have permission to go straight down (of course) or read the context here because it’s kinda funny.

First, we almost never, ever, ever make fun of any sort of body condition or aging issue (We slammed liberals who teased “diaper Don” and told them to be careful unless they get younger each day, Karma can be very specific). So this is really out of character for us.

But since the number of toes one has really isn’t something that anyone truly cares about… mostly, and mostly because it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene, we’re going after her. She has been unbelievably cruel to others and, as we said, Karma and all.

Yes, these are MTG’s feet at the beach. People originally freaked out because she’s got some weird looking hooves.

There has always been a rumor that Marjorie has only three toes which would kind of fit her reptilian brain and attitude. But we now have some indisputable evidence that she has at least four… and no real indication that there are any more hidden somewhere. This, of course, was all that Twitter needed to have an evening’s worth of entertainment in ripping her by mocking her. Again, these are highly unusual circumstances, we generally don’t do this.

Come on Marj, you’re making a good salary now, get a pedicure please!

But:

Yeah, and they’re off and running on Twitter:

However, we must be fair. As reported by Snopes, Marj does indeed have 5 toes on each foot. They are just positioned in an odd way, probably from her years of working out and weight training and Crossfit:

Nicole Hickman
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Nicole Hickman James is a lifelong Democrat and political activist who first cut her teeth as a teenager volunteering for Mike Dukakis’ presidential campaign. She has worked and volunteered for John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, HFA (Hillary For America), and Organizing For Action. She’s passionate about liberal and progressive causes and considers President Obama her favorite president ever. She holds her Bachelor’s from Boston College in Economics and her Master's from Columbia, also in Economics. When not working as a writer, she enjoys traveling and spending time with her three college-aged children.

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