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Short King Ron DeSantis Masks His Insecurities by Bragging About His Hot Wife

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What is it about wives of MAGA politicians and their inalienable “right” to adorn fashion magazine covers? We went through five years of listening to Melania, and other MAGAs complain that she never secured her dream, never mind being FLOTUS! What about that f’ing Vogue cover?

Now Ron DeSantis is whining that his wife Casey has not yet been put on Penthouse… I mean People, or Vogue, or Cat Fancy, I don’t know which one he expected to come swooping in. Perhaps the MAGAs need to start their own fashion magazine… omg that’s funny if you think about it in a mean way.

Now, it is okay for me to say this because I’ve already told my dream wife (she has different dreams) that I find Casey DeSantis ridiculously, almost rudely, attractive on the outside. Fortunately (or unfortunately), she is uglier inside than DeSantis is, both inside and out.

But there is a lesson that conservatives just don’t seem to understand.

When it comes to magazine covers, whether it’s People, Vogue, Cat Fancy, or Penthouse, the publishers are under no obligation to plaster covers with people that they do not like. There is no “equal time” thing with respect to print media.

Perhaps if DeSantis’s policies (which are very much shared by Casey) were not so ugly and horrific to women, LGTBQ, Hispanics, Black Americans, women, etc. he and she might be likable enough to capture a clip on “Us” magazine or something.

Until then, they’ll need to either get used to being too hated (due to being so hateful) and either start MAGA Vogue (Can’t stop laughing at the thought) or change their policies such that they’re less hateful!

*Oh, Twitter had fun with this one…

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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