Somehow the fact that this happened in Iowa makes it even funnier to me. At a campaign stop there on Wednesday, Donald Trump was handing out slices of pizza to fans, trying to be the “everyman,” when a genius idea struck him.
In the video footage below, you can see Trump unleash his inner rock star, tapping a waitress to get her attention. She turns around, and he’s so pleased that he fist-pumps the air in that weird creepy old man way that he does.
The former leader of the free world then whips out an indelible marker and signs the woman’s chest.
You read that right. The 45th President of the United States took time away from gladhanding voters to make his inner 12-year-old’s dream come true. Honestly, I’m a little surprised he didn’t give her a little honk
This was the first of five planned visits to Iowa during his fall effort to lock down the all-important state. So he found himself at the Treehouse Pub, surrounded by adoring fans and apparently breasts.
“Oh my God,” Trump can be heard saying as he’s forced to reach into her tank top with his left hand to hold the shirt straight while he signed. I’m sure Melania will be thrilled when she sees this video.
It wasn’t unwanted contact or anything — the woman was deliriously happy about it. “We’re so honored to have you here, thank you so much. We love you. My dad’s your number one fan and we all are,” she told the felon-to-be. Make sure you listen around the 14 second mark. Freaking pig.
What do you notice in this video? pic.twitter.com/A2pdjAbiDC [1]
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) September 21, 2023 [2]
Responses were swift:
Trump signed, "See me when you're 18."
— Trump's Fever Dream (@DonaldsGhost1) September 21, 2023 [3]
How old is that girl, seriously?
— David Raymer Arizona LD29 democrat (@DavidRaymerLD29) September 21, 2023 [4]
If he even touched me with those rapey hands I’d turn around and clock him 😡
— 𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕪 𝔻 🌼 💙 ☮️ (@DMLaBar) September 21, 2023 [5]
Omg he's handsy
— Emmy Morgan (@MsEmmyMorgan) September 21, 2023 [6]
The same dude he's always been and will always be. Everything everyone has talked about when it comes to his disgusting behavior towards women. This will never be about the country or the people, it's about him being popular for his own ego, nothing more, nothing less.
— SportsHeadz (@HeadzSports) September 21, 2023 [7]
He told us EXACTLY who and what he is in the Access Hollywood tapes. Why are we surprised to see it in action? Like Maya Angelou said, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”
— Kris ⭐🐦 – 🟧🌻🇺🇦 🌊 ❤🐕🎃👻 (@KrStarbird) September 21, 2023 [8]
But Fetterman wearing a hoodie violates the "decorum" of his job. A presidential candidate signing a women's body, no big deal. GMAFB
— STILL Blue in a Red County (@DPMorrow1962) September 21, 2023 [9]
He gravitated towards the chest seeing he couldn’t grab the pu—🐈⬛
— Alice (@Nancy63161899) September 21, 2023 [10]
Convicted sex offender signing his name on a young girl’s shirt on her breast.
— Jayne🟧Spoutible, Post, Mastodon, & CounterSocial (@smilingoutloud2) September 21, 2023 [11]
Trump is initiating this touchy scene with a warm hand on the shoulder.
Trump is old enough to be her grandfather.
Trump could've refused to sign her tank top but went eagerly ahead with it.— Lolli B🐝 (@LaurieBrow97443) September 21, 2023 [12]