If there’s anything we’ve learned from the Trump family, it’s that all that glitters is definitely not gold, and everything we see isn’t necessarily real. At least one prominent plastic surgeon thinks most members of the family have spent ginormous amounts of money on plastic surgery. Well, this family is so involved in fakery in one way or another that it makes sense that Donald Trump, his wife Melania Trump, his son Donald Jr., his fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, Tiffany Trump, her sister Ivanka, her husband Jared Kushner, and Eric Trump’s wife, Lara Trump have all dropped major chunks on perceived self-improvement.

One can definitely call that into question on Kimberly Guilfoyle. Her lips are beginning to look like two worms on a fishing lure. It’s not a good look.

Dr. Gary Motykie, who counts many celebrities among his clientele, says that while he hasn’t treated anyone in the Trump, he estimates the family has spent nearly $1 million on dozens of procedures across the decades, The Daily Mail reports.

Dr. Motykie estimates family members have blown money on face lifts, hair transplants, nose jobs, and veneers, along with the usual mainstays like Botox and fillers. And now that the family patriarch has survived an assassination in July, where he was shot in the ear, he may have to cough up $10,000 to reconstruct his ear.

The noted plastic surgeon also told DailyMail.com that he’s typically found that once a family member undergoes plastic surgery, others will likely follow.

“They’ve seen their parents do it and they know the process,” he said.

“And they’ve seen you can stay natural and not overdo it [with cosmetic surgery], so they are more likely to visit us.”

Motykie based his estimated surgeries and procedures he believes the Trumps have had by looking at photos of them over many years. He based the hefty price tags on what he estimates to be the industry standard. However, it’s worth remembering that he has never seen or performed procedures on anyone in the Trump family. His assessments are based on photos and his professional experience and opinion.

We all know that Donald Trump is obsessed with his hair. He keeps saying it is au naturale, but his hair looks anything but natural. It looks like he’s had numerous hair transplants.

“I think that throughout the years we can see evidence of different types of [hair] surgeries.”

“Early on, you can see signs of hairline raising — where the hairline is moved forward to reduce the appearance of a receding hairline or a large forehead.”

“And then, I do think we have some older techniques too — like flap techniques, which he tries to cover with this strange parting and combing over,” Motykie said.

A flap procedure involves removing small areas of the bald scalp and replacing them with patches of hair-covered skin.

This works well for replacing bald spots on top of the head, he added, but it can also leave bald patches on the side. That results in patients combing over the areas to hide them. It’s led to Trump’s notorious combover.

Dr. Gary Linkov, a hair loss expert and New York City-based plastic, speculates that Trump has likely received five hair transplants to augment his thinning hairline.

Imagine that. All this work on his hair and it still looks like crap. Impressive.

Trump’s late ex-wife Ivana Trump also asserted in her 1990 divorce deposition that Trump flew into a fit of rage due to pain and displeasure. This was the result of a scalp reduction performed the year before. That surgery involved removing bald patches and stretching hair-covered skin over them. But Ivana notes Trump wasn’t just obsessed with his hair.

He also had liposuction to his chin and waist. A film preview released last May based on Trump’s life also suggested he’d undergone hair transplants and liposuction.

That film, The Apprentice, was made without any input from the former president and his campaign team informed DailyMail.com that a lawsuit over “blatantly false assertions” was in the mix.

Dr. Rukmini Rednam, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon previously told DailyMail.com “It also seems likely that he may have had submental or chin liposuction and his neckline did appear more defined while his weight and the rest of his face appear largely unchanged.”

Motykie estimates that Trump has blown roughly $80,000 on his hair and another $80,000 on veneers — white casings placed on the front of teeth to make them look whiter.

Even though much of the surgery is quite obvious, Trump continues to deny having hair transplants or liposuction.

Trump’s wife Melania, 54, has spent considerably less, although it’s still a whopping amount. Motykie said he thinks she may be doing maintenance surgery — perhaps paying someone to help her keep her looks.

“I don’t see too much reason to be suspicious for a face-lift… and I don’t think she’s had a brow lift either, ” he said.

“[But] I have noticed a change in her nose. Noses don’t typically get smaller as they get older, they get bigger — but hers is definitely smaller and more defined, so I am very suspicious for at least one rhinoplasty [nose job].”

“I do think she’s likely doing the maintenance work as well — fillers, particularly in the mid-face, cheeks, maybe a touch in the lips, and the standard Botox upkeep.”

Folks at the Republican National Convention earlier this month mentioned that Melania looked more “wide-eyed” than before.

Motykie concurred with this, noting it could be due to Botox wearing off or filler starting to dissolve — most fillers only last six months to a year. Some have also speculated that the former first lady has had a breast augmentation, something that her biographer Bojan Pozar wondered about in his book. “like her husband, Melania denies she’s ever gone under the knife. In a 2016 GQ article she said she’s “against Botox” and “against filler.”

She told the publication “I didn’t make any changes. A lot of people say I am using all the procedures for my face. I didn’t do anything.”

“I live a healthy life, I take care of my skin and my body. It’s all me. I will age gracefully, as my mom does.”

WhatEVER. Motykie, however, estimates Melania has spent $45,000 to $50,000 on her appearance.

So now that we’ve covered Donald and Melania, what about eldest daughter Ivanka? Well, it looks like she’s been busy too. Rumors about her possible plastic surgeries have circulated for years, and there was considerably more speculation in November 2023 after she looked markedly different while appearing at her $250 million fraud trial.

Motykie said he thinks Ivanka, 42, may well have had a nose job and a possible chin implant.

‘”You can see sort of a transition [in her face], particularly in the nose and the chin area for me.”

“I think she’s had at least one rhinoplasty, if not two, and it looks like she did some sort of chin augmentation when she was younger — maybe a chin implant.”

“And then maybe some maintenance now with… fillers in the cheeks, mid-face, lips, and probably Botox just to stave off the wrinkling as you get into your 40s.”

Photos of the former first daughter from 2023 do show her looking markedly different from previous years. Those photos show her with a jutting chin, whereas photos from 2020 show her with a chin that’s much smaller. Her nose seems to also have changed and now looks smaller and more defined in recent photos. Her lips and mid-face now appear larger, perhaps showing she’s also received fillers.

And like dear old Dad, she may have received veneers to make her teeth look whiter, Motykie speculates.

Ivanka hasn’t commented publicly as to whether she’s had plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures.

Motykie said the surgeries to her face cost around $50,000 but noted the veneers could have cost as much as $80,000.

Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner is a mere piker when it comes to cosmetic procedures. It’s been suggested he’s received cosmetic treatments to appear more youthful. Texas-based plastic surgeon Dr. Raja Mohan told Dailymail.com he believes Kushner, 41, may have had Botox in his forehead to keep wrinkles at bay.

“He also looks older and more gaunt [in later photos], like he lost volume or weight — possibly from his thyroid surgeries and aging.”

“To compensate, it appears he may have had fillers (cheek and lips). His upper lip has more volume, and his cheeks look more prominent.”

Kushner has also never remarked on rumors that he has undergone cosmetic surgery.

Dr. Mohan added that Botox usually costs around $400 to $700 per treatment. Fillers cost $500 to $1,500 per procedure. Both have to be administered multiple times throughout the year to maintain their effects, therefore the annual tally is often close to $5,000. Dr. Motykie agreed and explained that fillers can cost up to $1,300 per syringe. Cheeks, he said, normally require a full syringe while lips can range from half to a full syringe.

Like most of his family, it looks like Donald Trump Jr. is also wearing veneers on his teeth, once again to make them look sparkly and perfect. Motykie seems to confirm this and told DailyMail.com: “I think all of them — Donald, Ivanka, Donald Jr. — I think all of them look suspicious at some point for having their teeth done, maybe even Lara.

“And there’s nothing wrong with that,” he said.

“Nowadays, contemporary veneers are very safe [and] have great longevity… so, there’s nothing wrong with people wanting to do their teeth if they can afford it.”

Motykie says he doesn’t think Don Jr., who’s now 46, has had other cosmetic work. And like everyone else in his family hasn’t commented on his appearance.

I’m rounding the story out with Lara Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is overdoing it in the plastic surgery. So much so that she’s soon going to look like she belongs in a wax museum. Lara, 41, is the wife of Eric Trump, and Motykie suggests she’s had work done on her nose — it looks like the top of her nose appears more raised and defined than in past photos. He also observed that her cheeks and lips looked fuller than in previous photos and is perhaps using this as a way to look younger. He suggested she may have had fillers added to her cheeks and lips.

He didn’t seem to think she’s had a face lift, however.

Motykie speculates that the total cost of Lara’s cosmetic procedures is roughly $60,000. But he also believes she added veneers, bringing the cost up to $140,000.

Then there’s Beverly Hills-based cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Mariano Busso, who estimates Lara has blown about $130,000 on cosmetic procedures. Again, like the rest of her fake plastic family, Lara has remained mum about this.

Next, we have Ms. Guilfoyle, who looks like a walking advertisement for plastic surgery addiction. She’s not an official Trump yet, but after her recent appearance at the Republican National Convention, rumors started flying.

On X, one viewer noted “Guilfoyle really needs to lay off the surgery for a while.” Another added, “She’s no doubt undergone the obligatory plastic surgery required to be part of the Trump clan.” Motykie said he thinks the 55-year-old probably “dabbled” in cosmetic procedures to enhance her looks.

“Dabbled?” Really? She looks like she went in with the shovel. But he added she may have received filler in her cheeks and lips because both look plumper. If she keeps this ridiculousness up with her lips she’s going to look permanently duck-lipped.

“She lost a lot of weight,’ he said, ‘and when you lose the weight when you are older, you tend to look more gaunt.”

“But this isn’t the case with her, which makes me suspicious for filler — which has been used to make her cheeks much fuller.”

He estimated that yearly fillers cost around $5,000, depending on how many a patient receives. Veneers can cost as much as $80,000 if a person gets them for their entire mouth.

And no, Guilfoyle hasn’t commented publicly about her cosmetic procedures either.

But wait…it seems like I’m forgetting someone. Who could that be? Oh yeah, Tiffany Trump. Well, everyone in the Trump family forgets her, so maybe I was just following suit.

Trump’s fourth child also had work done, Motykie speculates. He took a gander at Ivanka’s younger, 30-year-old half-sister and guessed that she may have had a nose job, lip filler, cheek filler, and yes — veneers.

“I think she may have done a touch with her nose as well,” he said.

“And possibly the same thing with a little lip filler and facial shaping — just a touch I think in the cheeks to try to balance it out a little bit.”

“But I am suspicious that she may have done a rhinoplasty.”

Motykie noted these treatments may have cost up to $100,000, but just as we hear in so many commercials — prices may vary — depending upon where the treatments are done. And yes. Tiffany has not commented on plastic surgery rumors.

So here we have proof that the Trumps are the fakest family ever. They are fake on paper, and plastic, and even in real life, they are fake in person. Eric is the only one who hasn’t seemed to have anything done. This is the part where I say no comment.

The Trumps may be the fakest family in America. Who knows?