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Trump Now Blaming His Horrible Interview With Nazi Sympathizer on Son Barron

What do I know? I'm just, um, a NORMAL person.

Although the news is awash with Kamala Harris’ VP pick and a million other things, I really didn’t want this story to go by the wayside. In his effort to “get back in the game,” as his former employee Anthony Scaramucci put it, Trump made a pretty interesting choice recently.

On Monday, Trump did an interview with a commentator who is controversial for reasons other than the fact that he calls himself “butt sniffer” (because he, you know, sniffs people’s butts for his show). Adin Ross in an internet streamer who has been permanently banned from some platforms for hateful slurs, as he’s a Nazi sympathizer and white supremacist.

That should come as no surprise, since he’s played host to such luminaries of douchebaggery as Andrew Tate (the Supreme Leader of All Douchebags™) and Nick Fuentes (a notable white supremacist who has also been banned from multiple platforms for fantasizing about Hitler and marrying a 16-year-old girl).

Whatever possessed Trump to sit down with Ross, the very kindest thing we can say about it is that it’s weird.

Never fear, though: Trump had an out. Or so he believes. He just blamed his appearance — and make no mistake, he clearly did not want to be there — on his son Barron.

It’s unfortunate to find out that Barron is a huge fan of Adin Ross. I don’t know why, but I was still holding out hope for that kid.

“My son Barron says ‘hello’. He’s a great young guy but he’s a big fan of yours. Barron says, ‘Dad he’s really big’…’he’s also a friend of mine.’ My kid says, ‘Dad, you have no idea how big this interview is.'”

Apparently Barron is into Nazis and butt sniffing, because that seems to be what’s made Ross all of his money. He literally will interview a celebrity, and when they get up from their chair, he runs over to sniff it.

I am not kidding.

This is in addition to that time Ross admitted to sniffing his sister’s panties.

My guesses at what planet Trump is living on keep getting further and further away. I can’t imagine what made Trump think was a good idea, but it absolutely had to be against the advice of his handlers.

But Trump is making his best effort at appealing to younger douchebags than his normal voting base, and this is at least a good start for that.

Oh, now Trump is taking to Truth Social to brag there, saying, “Wow!!! Adin Ross Interview yesterday EXPLODED, but in a very positive way! Platform set an all time record, by far, with over 100 MILLION Views/Hits. Congratulations to Adin and his wonderful mother, father, and family, who I had the pleasure to meet. Thank you also to Barron Trump for the introduction to your friend, Adin. Young people are the future of America. THOSE NUMBERS ARE REALLY BIG “STUFF!”?

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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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