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Sweaty Trump Caught Hocking a Loogie During Rally and People Are Understandably Grossed Out

So disgusting.

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It’s often been said that Donald Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man. So what does it say about the man who thinks Trump is full of class and grace?

Trump displayed neither during his rally at The Expo at World Market Center in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday. It’s getting hard to tell his rallies apart these days, since he repeats his talking points like an 80s hair band that only has a dozen songs on their set list.

But this one should stand out for a couple of reasons. Number one, this is the rally where his team decided to deploy curtains inside the event, so the room looked like it was at capacity. In reality, less than a quarter of the people that could have fit in the area actually showed up.

The other notable event is decidedly less scandalous (given Trump’s obsession with crowd sizes), but twice as disgusting as lying about his number of fans.

At one point, Trump turned his face and straight-up just SPIT on the stage.

Now, we’re not talking about him getting super worked up and spittle flying out of his mouth while he shouted. No, Trump turned, sucked in his cheeks, and let it fly like it was a Clint Eastwood film.

I don’t feel like I need to apologize for including that video, since I warned you. But I will anyway, because… eww.

The whole thing begs the question, how did a cartoon character make it for this long in the real world? It honestly feels like America is getting punk’d sometimes. This man is running for president.

It’s one thing to declare himself a genius. He can make up funny nicknames all he likes. We have all come to EXPECT lying on the political stage. But just breaking out his hawk-tuah impression right there on stage?

Gross, Donnie Boy.

And speaking of gross, just in case you haven’t revisited your breakfast yet, here’s that video one more time. In slow-mo.

Now, some people had a little backhanded forgiveness for the would-be emperor. This tweeter, for example, suggested that perhaps the, uh, chemical assistance he is widely speculated to be using may have given him some post-nasal drip.

That’s a feeling that his eldest son is quite familiar with. OR SO I’VE HEARD wink wink.

Yet others saw it as their duty to take gross to the next level, to match the level of disrespect he has for his wife and kid — if he really has been having an affair with Laura Loomer.

But Genevieve here summed the whole thing up pretty well in a way we can all agree on, and NOT have to speculate about.

People are just so grossed out:

#LauraLoomAffair #TasteOfLoomer#TrumpSPITS! Gross.
You can see him hock it up and then spit it onstage! Right in front of his #Nazi crowd!!!
Have you no decency, Pigman?
PS Only possible excuse - getting that #Loomer lip filler taste out of his mouth.#TrumpSpits #LoomerAffair https://t.co/EjH9CHzGhf

— DemandingDem—LetFuryHaveTheHour (@LetFuryHaveThe1) September 14, 2024

Andrew Simpson
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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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