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Trump Called Out for Looking ‘Decrepit’ on the Campaign Trail as New Photos Show Him Looking Hideous, ‘He’s Melting!’

The pictures say it all.

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Look, we all know Donald Trump’s no spring chicken. And even though he seems to crow more loudly about what a fine physical specimen he is every time he’s criticized, it’s really not a secret. Trump is getting old.

But I almost can’t help but feel for the guy. When you have most celebrity men getting older and better looking, his youthful good looks are nothing but a speck in the rear view mirror.

In fact, a lot of people are saying that it’s the stress of running for president that’s aging Donald so quickly.

Now, it’s a given that a presidential run by Trump isn’t the same as a normal candidate. Other people haven’t had to keep up with so many lies at the same time, or juggle such a constantly-rotating campaign staff.

But MeidasTouch.com editor Ron Filipkowski posted a picture of the former president on Wednesday from his rally, and it appears that the campaign trail has been a long and dusty road for the old Manhattan cowpoke.

And here’s another one…the man is a mess but that ear certainly looks like it’s doing well considering it was allegedly shot with an AR-15 bullet just months ago!

Reactions to the image were, like the picture itself, not pretty.

However, some other social media commentators saw the bright side of things on Donald’s part. Remember that assassination attempt in Pennsylvania this summer? So does the internet:

It’s almost unfair that so many actors and musicians can age so gracefully, while Trump, at 78, looks like he’s 20 years older than he actually is. But then, most of those other guys don’t frequent KFC, eat their well-done steaks with ketchup, and have a soda dispenser in their home.

We’ll see if Donald even makes it until November.

Andrew Simpson
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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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