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Trump’s ‘Gross’ Sagging Neck at Debate Gets Ridiculed and Mocked: ‘You Can’t Unsee This!’

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Who could possibly have guessed that Donald Trump would look a little out of sorts at the debate and who could possibly have predicted that fun would be had? Of course, the “fun” is amplified by the fact that Trump has called so many people “fat” or dog face, something like that. If he can’t handle the laughter, well – he is in the wrong business.

And so what was the problem at Tuesday night’s debate? Not a ton, but there was a peculiar and embarrassing slice (or something) on his neck. It is somewhat ridiculous and unfair to people in their 70’s but they aren’t running for president and likely sit at home laughing, too.

It’s just that way now. Trump has what’s been called a “vagina neck” and people are having a field day. Now remember, we don’t tease people for getting old…WE ARE GETTING OLD! But Trump has historically been terribly mean to people and criticized their looks. Like Rosie O’Donnell, etc. It’s gross. So we don’t feel bad for teasing him.

Regarding the most unfortunate neck issue, OK Magazineย reported:

Of course, people went crazy. One person wrote, “gross. I cant unsee this,” while another said, “I want to never see that again as soon as possible.”

A third person added, “You could hide a dead cat in there.”

The reference is unfortunate given the fact that the dead cat voting bloc has had it particularly rough lately. In certain areas, the Trump campaign would have you believe that it’s only a matter of time for “boots.”

Oh dear…that looks, nasty…

It wouldn’t be Trump without the usual comments about his color, something that obviously doesn’t bother him, given that the comments go back at least ten years. Still:

One person said, “Donald Trump would really benefit fromย learning what his colors are. Someone needs to take away the warm bronzer!” while another said, “Donald Trump might not want have put on the orange bronzer before the debate, because heโ€™s coming out of this COOKED.”

How could one not know what one’s colors are by now? Most people would say that he came to the debate cooked – if we’re talking about his color.

In the end, no one takes this very seriously but apparently at this point some do it by reflex and the comments Perhaps they are right. After all, we would have to see a night without comment and without something to comment about to know.

We haven’t seen it yet and there are few indications we ever will.

Others on Twitter went haywire:

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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