Donald Trump talks about Barron all the time lately, since it suits him now that Barron is handsome and tall and smart. He talks about Ivanka so much it grosses people out, although much of that is the content, not the volume. He talks about Don Junior, his namesake, almost as much as Junior talks about himself.

Trump even talks about Eric if he has to, when Eric somehow makes the news.

But you know who isn’t pretty enough, or dumb enough, or handsome enough, or enough of a loudmouth to make the news? Trump’s daughter that even you, dear reader, forgot he had until I reminded you right this second: Tiffany.

In fact, America is in a constant state of remembering her, then forgetting her.

That’s sad, because she’s just as smart, speaks just as many languages as her siblings, went to the same schools, had a mother who was even more beautiful than Ivana or Melania (in the author’s humble opinion), and she very rarely makes any kind of Trump-like news that draws any negative attention.

Naturally, Donald doesn’t ever bring her up.

Well, he doesn’t bring her up unless it’s to steal her thunder, that is. That’s what we’re finding out today, as he went ahead and announced her pregnancy before she ever got a chance.

Well, at least he made it a great big ceremony at Mar-a-Lago and showered her with gifts and love, surrounded by all of her friends and family. No, wait. I’m being told now that he randomly said it almost as an aside in front of the… This can’t be right. The Detroit Economic Club?

Okay, I don’t know if Tiffany’s mad, but even if she isn’t, I’m mad on her behalf. This is just plain gross. The world found out about the former Second Daughter’s first pregnancy via a tweet from a CNN reporter quoting Donald Trump.

Trump announces at the Detroit Economic Club that his daughter Tiffany is pregnant

Trump said Tiffany is a “very exceptional young woman,” adding, “and she’s gonna have a baby. So that’s nice.”

— Alayna Treene (@alaynatreene) October 10, 2024

Obviously Trump couldn’t contain his wonderful news. So that’s nice.

Seriously, this @s$h0l3 said “So that’s nice” about his daughter’s pregnancy. He goes on and on about his other grandchildren, especially Ivanka’s kids. Don Junior has five children, and they got his oldest to speak at the Republican National Convention this year.

But yeah, “that’s nice” that Tiffany’s pregnant. I guess it was just icing on the cake that he called her a “very exceptional young woman,” considering he doesn’t find her exceptional enough to literally EVER talk about her.

It’s reciprocal, of course. An insider recently told People magazine “Tiffany didn’t get to be as intimately involved with the family dynamic as Ivanka, Eric and Donnie Jr. She doesn’t really talk about her dad a lot. She’s always been somewhat independent of the whole family.”

Indeed, Tiffany has now taken her husband’s last name, making her Tiffany Boulos, not Trump.

And although she did get married at Mar-a-Lago with her father walking her down the aisle, Tiffany grew up with her mother, actress Marla Maples, in California.

She was barely seen during her father’s presidency or during any of his campaigning during his successful first run or his failed second run. This time around, she’s apparently been slightly more involved, with some gossip even going around that there may be bad blood between her and Ivanka over it.

Ivanka, of course, has always been the apple of her father’s eye, even if it was in a pretty disgusting way that we won’t bring up again.

One thing is for certain: I feel terrible for Tiffany Boulos (Trump), even if she has gotten a little closer to her father during this campaign. The fact is, he’ll now use this to direct as much attention as he can to family matters, rather than the chicanery he’s been up to himself.

And Trump using a new baby in the family as a campaign tool is bad enough, though unsurprising.

But to steal Tiffany’s thunder like this, doing it in such a ridiculous way in front of people he’ll never see again, who mean nothing to him… It’s abhorrent. I know Donald doesn’t apologize to anyone, ever. But if I ever did this to one of my two wonderful, brilliant, beautiful daughters, there’s no way that I could ever apologize enough.

This is absolutely unforgivable, and he did it without a second thought.

Dr. Massad Boulos "happens to be the father of Tiffany’s husband, Michael, who’s a very exceptional young guy. And she’s an exceptional young woman. And she’s going to have a baby. So that’s nice.”

— Trump pic.twitter.com/zHJBcPH7uU

— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) October 10, 2024