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Stormy Daniels Gets Graphic and Reveals The Size Of Trump’s ‘Junk’ and Other Awful Details

Stormy Daniels, the porn star forever attached to Donald Trump over money paid to keep her quiet about her claim of having an affair with him in 2006, published a tell-all with a graphic account purportedly describing Trump’s intimate anatomy.

The book, “Full Disclosure,” was obtained by The Guardian, which described its various scenes and information we’d rather not know.

Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, repeats claims made elsewhere by her and her former lawyer Michael Avenatti while adding new color to the alleged affair, which Trump has denied.

Daniels rarely discusses Trump’s presidency, The Guardian says, but does recount details of her life including stories of childhood sexual abuse and neglect.

The most salacious statements in the book directly attack Trump’s manhood, describing it in detail as odd and like a character, Toad, from the Nintento game “Mario Kart.”

From “Full Disclosure”:

Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

And she continued with the details in a rather explicit tweet on Thursday:

Twitter was shocked over the revelation:

Twitter was loving it though:

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