Well, CPAC wraps up today with a speech from Donald Trump, and thus far it’s been a whole lot of crazy.

Trump crouched behind his microphone on Saturday to lampoon the physical stature of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg, who Trump has nicknamed “Mini Mike.”

The president said Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts was “really mean” to Bloomberg in the former New York mayor’s presidential debate debut earlier this month.

“She was really mean to mini Mike, I’ll tell you — the way she treated him. He didn’t know what hit him!” Trump said at the 2020 Conservative Political Action Conference. “He’s going oh, get me off of this stage.”

“Get me off!” Trump said as he sunk down on the stage so only his head was visible.

He was then serenaded with a chant of “Four more years!” from the crowd.

The President does his impression of Bloomberg at the debate pic.twitter.com/5ClzImfTgK

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) February 29, 2020

Trump then decided to slam Joe Biden and said that if Biden wins the presidency he won’t actually lead the country. Trump claims Biden will be in some nursing home somewhere while other people run the country.

Remember, it is Trump who belongs in a nursing home. This is the ultimate Trump projection.

"Joe is not going to be running the government. He's just going to be sitting in a home some place" — Trump on Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/yoHVDlDHnx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

Trump, then jealous that he wasn’t named TIME Magazine’s “Person of the Year” had the audience boo Greta Thunberg because why not.

We've reached the "booing at a teenage climate activist" portion of Trump's CPAC speech pic.twitter.com/2hSAJcjK6Q

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

Oh, and Trump called for Obama to be impeached again. That claim has become a part of Trump’s new rally schtick. Calling for the impeachment of a former president for “lying 28 times” about Obamacare.

Trump's CPAC audience doesn't really seem to know how to react to his call for Obama to be impeached pic.twitter.com/xdBETpUMgR

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

And Trump “jokes” about becoming president for life. Trump always prefaces this “joke” by saying he’s only kidding and says this to upset the left, but he’s planting the seed inches followers minds for when he actually tries to pull this stunt.

Trump jokes about becoming president for life pic.twitter.com/uQ06b2cZgA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

Trump then claimed he calls Melania Trump “First Lady” at home, which is just bizarre. He claims Melania has great style, and the gross audience gave Melania a standing ovation even though one, she’s not there…and two, she hasn’t accomplished anything as “First Lady.”

CPAC gives a standing ovation to Melania Trump, who isn't even there pic.twitter.com/3UWzh9GV2p

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

And it wouldn’t be a Trump speech without some serious slurring:

Trump has some trouble reading the word "aliens" pic.twitter.com/tTzAZ1uhgu

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

And of course Trump had to slam the media for truthfully reporting that his dumb vanity-wall blew over.

Trump attacks the media for accurately reporting that a portion of his border wall fell over pic.twitter.com/olcbkGJ6Vs

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

I literally have no idea what the heck this means, but it sounds awful, as usual:

Trump falsely claims Mexico is paying for the border wall, then adds, bizarrely, "they're paying for it, or they're going to die when I put in what I'm going to do." pic.twitter.com/iCixkMvf0O

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020

One last DEMENTIA ALERT for you:

Trump mangles the word "recidivism" pic.twitter.com/IiFLMUUDvA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 29, 2020