GOP Hypocrisy

Trump Spiritual Advisor Demands Churchgoers Pay Her Over Paying Their Electric Bill

One of the most wretched human beings to ever set foot on the earth is busy earning the title, she never sleeps. That wretched human being also earns a salary as the White House spiritual advisor, Paula White. Paula and Donald have a ton in common. They both accrue huge sums to live a shamelessly extravagant lifestyles off the back of people with too little education or presence of mind to see that they are being used.

In other words, they prey upon the weakest among us, the people Jesus actually set out to protect.

Paula White wants your g-damned money, and she’s willing to shame you to hell to get it. If you send money to Florida Power and Light to keep the lights on above your child’s head, before you send her the check, well, you’ll “pay.”

The Trump-loving preacher recently told followers at her Supernatural Ministry School in Miami that they could secure God’s favor by sending her church as much money as possible — even if that meant skipping their monthly electric bills.

Yes, skip those “bills” and send the money to Paula:

“Instead of writing [that check] to the house of God as I’m instructed to, then what I’m saying spiritually is, ‘FPL, I have now established a spiritual law that put you first,’” White explained to her flock. “So, FPL, save my family, FPL, deliver my drug addicted son. FPL, kill this cancer that doctors say is in my body.”

Lowest form of humanity.

But she goes lower:

White, who opened the National Day of Prayer Event at the White House in 2017 and who has just landed an official job at the White House, has drawn criticism from many Christians over the years, including her business in which she sells believers “resurrection seeds” that will grant them eternal life for the low price of just $1,144.

And why is she charging for those seeds? The costs in growing these resurrection seeds? Shipping and handling?

What good is eternal life if you don’t have a place to live because you skipped the mortgage payments in order to send the money to Paula? You have eternal life as a homeless person, because Paula damned sure isn’t going to give you shelter (as I believe the Lord commands), in her multimillion dollar mansion she built, by refusing to give her personal money over to “the church.”

You can easily see why Paula and Trump are so “attracted to each other” (you know there is more going on there). They both just love punishing the poor and uneducated, the people that want to believe, and whose only brush with “greatness” is shoveling money toward their “gods.”

Sick sick sick.

It would be nice to think that there is a place for these people once they’ve passed on, some kind of place where people who didn’t lead a good life would go to ruminate on how awful they were, for a long time, some kind of …. oh, you know … a place that punishes people.

If only …


Peace, y’all


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meet the author

Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.


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