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Emasculated Pence Humiliates Himself With Lavish ‘Dear Leader’ Praise of Trump
Donald Trump held a press conference to announce he’s declaring a national emergency over the coronavirus pandemic currently crushing the country.
The presser was awful of course, with Trump getting nasty with a reporter over a perfectly fair question.
We also got to see Mike Pence take ass-kissing to new levels, and man, it was gross.
PBS News reporter Yamiche Alcindor asked Trump about his claim he takes no responsibility for problems with the response to the pandemic.
โMy first question is you said that you donโt take responsibility but you did disband the White House pandemic office and the officials that were working in that office left this administration abruptly. So what responsibility do you take to that?โ asked the PBS NewsHour reporter. โThe officials that worked in that office said that the White House lost valuable time because that office was disbanded. What do you make of that?โ
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โWell, I just think itโs a nasty question because what weโve done, and Tony Fauci had said numerous times that we saved thousands of lives because of the quick closing,โ Trump responded. โAnd when you say me, I didnโt do it. We have a group of peopleโฆ I could have perhaps ask Tony about that because I donโt know anything about it. I mean you say we did that, I donโt know anything about it. Itโs the administration, perhaps, they do that. You know people let people go.โ
โYou used to be with a different newspaper than you are now, you know things like that happen,โ he continued, before adding, โWe are doing a great job. Let me tell you, these professionals behind me and these great incredible doctors and business people, the best in the world, and I can say that whether itโs retailers or labs or anything you want to say.โ
โThese are the best in the world,โ Trump concluded. โWe are doing a great job.โ
IT WAS A FAIR QUESTION!! But, Trump refuses to take responsibility for anything so it really isn’t surprising.
Mike Pence also took to the podium to praise Trump and it was truly revolting. I mean, it was actually uncomfortable and I felt that Trump was going to drop to his knees at any moment. To see a grown man act this way, in this country, is truly a sight to behold.
WOW!!!! WTF is this??
Now Pence stands up and compliments Trump for what a great job he has done handling the Coronavirus? pic.twitter.com/27Q9pwKWef— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) March 13, 2020
Twitter had a field day:
We all want the Corona virus to be brought under control, but just curious: How far has Mike Pence flown up the Trumpโs ass?
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) March 13, 2020
Mike Penceโs ability to multi-task is quite impressive. Itโs not everybody who cal lead the efforts against a Pandemic, while maintaining his title as World Class Suck-Up.
— Ana Navarro-Cรกrdenas (@ananavarro) March 13, 2020
Text from a friend:
My mom texted…
Please tell me. Does Pence putting his head up Trumpโs ass go against social distancing?
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 13, 2020
I have never seen anyone in any context praise another person more lavishly and obsequiously than Mike Pence is praising Trump right now. It is so over the top it gives his entire remarks the feel of parody
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 13, 2020
He could've talked about sick pay, unemployment, healthcare facilities, supplies, meals for kids whose schools are closed, all the what to do if's. But no, he introduced us to CEOs of conglomerates, shook all their hands, then brought out Mike Pence to lick his ass long and slow.
— Randi STAY HOME! Singer (@rmayemsinger) March 13, 2020
Can you get the coronavirus from blowing the President of the United States*?
Asking for Mike Pence
— Covie (@roper_93) March 13, 2020
Pence: Mr. President, thank you for the Sun and the Moon, and the stars, and the drops of rain that prepare the soil for your bounty.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 13, 2020
Have to admit, Pence knows how to really kiss ass.
He's a professional.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) March 13, 2020
Trump: *blows his nose into the American flag*
Mike Pence: my hero
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) March 13, 2020
Now Pence knows his place pic.twitter.com/o0gY3AS4bV
— Lita (@lamustang72) March 13, 2020
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