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Eric Trump Brags That His Daddy Did Better in Michigan Primary Than Obama — Internet ROARS Back With Hilarious Responses

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Eric Trump knows that the numbers matter in a campaign, and he has been keeping his eyes closely on the critical race for the Republican nomination in Michigan. He knows that Trump needs Michigan to ensure that he is on the Republican ticket again in 2020. Thus it was that Eric took to Twitter this morning to let us know that victory was in hand, and not just any victory, a big victory.

Yes, raw numbers really do mean a lot in comparing Obama and Trump’s off year primary elections. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that no one ever heard of anyone running against Obama? Perhaps because Obama wasn’t a cult leader? But I do want to encourage Eric to continue to follow meaningless stuff that couldn’t matter less.

Of course, while bragging about Trump’s fantastic numbers – since Eric seems to think these are important, he failed to mention that the Democrats voted at over 2:1 for the Democrats over Trump:

Or maybe it is the Trump realization that no one in the Trump family will ever live up to Obama? Thus Obama is the Trump great “white” whale (funny irony there), and they will never catch him:

Some very funny references were made to past Donald Trump identities, any of whom might have won the Michigan primary, since no one was really going up against Trump:

I think it is absolutely critical that every time Eric raises his ugly head to utter stupid sentence-like noises from his mouth, he gets a dose of the shame that he deserves so much:

There we go.

One would think that would teach Eric a lesson. But, as we have seen, there are some people that are simply unteachable. Eric is one, but it is fun trying.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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