You will be shell-shocked by this. Eric Trump was dead wrong. By “dead,” we mean financially, should he have had any stocks in the market. We do understand that the sniveling little shit surely sold his stocks on inside knowledge before the crash, probably bought some good ones, but we can at least play “pretend,” only a little better than he played pretend.

Does anyone remember this?

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1241852700775583744

Yeah, hmmm, let’s figure out how that mighta’ been a bit wrong. Let’s see, he is being nice and giving some financial advice to people who aren’t quite as “tuned-in” as him. After all, like his dad, this guy’s a very serious businessman, very rich, which translates into “very smart” in cultist.

So we expect him to give great advice. (No, we don’t, but we’re playing pretend.)

On February 28, 2020, Eric says he would be “all in,” which Eric probably doesn’t know means “move all your money into the market.” Here is Eric’s advice on that February 28th, 2020: