At times I believe that Trump is so willing to cheat and steal that we don’t have a shot in the coming election, and then at times I think that they can intend whatever they want, the average Trumper, including Trump himself, isn’t smart enough to get it even close to right and it was only an alignment of Russian-Motherland proportions that got him in office in the first place.

Here is the perfect example of Trumper-logic, research, critical thinking, and research skills:

To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!!

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) May 7, 2020

NO ONE is for “eternal shutdown, Toni. Indeed, had the government mass-produced the number of tests that we were promised, it could very well be time to open things back up if we had a way to ensure that everyone was getting tested fairly often and using a mask.

Second, no government officials canceled pride parades, they were shut down by the organizers, who have some knowledge about how to handle life-threatening communicable diseases and respect what can happen if people don’t listen and follow instructions. From Crooks and Liars:

Tomi was unaware that nearly all Pride parades have been canceled. She didn’t get the word because the “pro-eternal (?) shutdown cheerleaders” didn’t complain about it. They moved their events online and stayed home. Unlike certain Republican groups.

This travesty has already canceled many important events for many people.

That's on Donald Trump's failures to contain it, to create a testing strategy & to get the PPE out.

Not on governors trying to protect citizens and healthcare workers.

Come volunteer in a NJ hospital.

— VituperatorSaysWEARaMASK (@triplezmom) May 7, 2020

Toni “volunteer?” That’s not the Republican way! They demand that all government services be done through churches and volunteers, then spend the weekend at the country club.

They've already started cancelling them, but I guess since no one is complaining or making a big deal about it you didn't know. Stop being so hateful all the time.. it's not a good look.

— Molli 🌻 (@Its_Molli) May 7, 2020

This is what it is. She isn’t seeing rainbow flags on the capitol steps and so she figures that our pride brothers and sisters haven’t canceled them yet. She cannot conceive of responsibly accepting that not everyone gets to do whatever one wants, whenever one wants it, at any given point in time.

They’ve already been cancelled and we didn’t make a big stink about it and protest. We understood it was for the greater good and the health of ourselves and others. A concept you and your other “conservatives” are unfamiliar with. pic.twitter.com/Kidfh4SKVq

— it’s johnny bitch (@Iceman81X) May 8, 2020

This was a self-own on so many levels.

There is one more worth your time:

Congratulations on finding a way to make @PressSec seem intelligent by comparison

— 𝙹𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚗 (@JaredParker) May 8, 2020

The press secretary is plenty intelligent, that’s what makes it worse. She’s just shameless enough to act as stupid as she needs, and arrogant, too.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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