The Trump reelection campaign is sending out perky emails to the faithful, imploring them to buy a “Trump army hat” to strike fear in the hearts of “the liberal mob.” For just $35, you too can own one of these camouflage hats to make yourself easily identifiable to normal, mentally healthy people.

“When you become a member of the Trump Army today, we’ll give you access to our never-before-seen Limited Edition Camo Keep America Great Hat,” the email blurts, bold-face lettering and all.

“The president wants YOU and every member of our exclusive Trump Army to have something to identify yourselves with, and to let everybody know that YOU are the president’s first line of defense when it comes to fighting off the liberal mob.”

But whoever wrote the email wants to make sure you keep quiet about this.

“These limited-edition American-made hats are for Trump Army members ONLY, so do not pass this information along to anyone.”

Your guess is as good as mine as to why they want to keep this hush-hush. Perhaps the Trump Army is afraid they’ll incite the wrath of the “liberal mob.”

“Please contribute $35 or more RIGHT NOW to join the Trump Army and we’ll send you your very own Camo Keep America Great hat.”

Strangely enough, even though they want to keep this hush-hush, you can also find the hat on the Trump store website, where it’s $5.00 cheaper.

H/T to Joe.My.God.