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Hope Hicks Trends Amid Unfounded Rumors That Trump Fired Brad Parscale Out of Jealousy Over Affair
Yesterday we reported on the fact that Trump’s campaign remains in free fall. It is exceedingly difficult to remain campaign director over a campaign that is behind 15 points to 78-year-old Joe Biden, and when your candidate’s approval ratings clock in at 36%. Of course, it is also exceedingly difficult to work for Donald Trump for more than six months.
I am pleased to announce that Bill Stepien has been promoted to the role of Trump Campaign Manager. Brad Parscale, who has been with me for a very long time and has led our tremendous digital and data strategies, will remain in that role, while being a Senior Advisor to the…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2020
So there were certainly ample reasons to punt Brad Parscale to the sidelines (he wasn’t fired, the word is “demoted.”) But is there something more at work here?
It is hard to “know,” and we’re not pretending to “know.” We are only reporting what we “hear,” which is that Parscale might have been “demoted” for dating Hope Hicks, which is problematic in and of itself since last we heard, Parscale was married.
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According to the Dailydot.com:
There have been public reports of feuding between the two, news that Parscale was using the campaign to push himself, and the president’s disastrous Oklahoma rally, which was spearheaded by Parscale.
The Tulsa rally, the one defeated by excited tweets on Tik Tok and KPop could get anyone canned, even if he was dating Alysa Milano, which would be quite an accomplishment as Trump campaign director.
So why is Hope Hicks trending? It is conceivable that she is dating Brad Parscale, and the men that date Hope Hicks tend to get fired rather quickly:
Parscale and Hicks spotted canoodling at Comet Pizza. On-lookers witnessed a "more than friends" vibe.
— YS (@NYinLA2121) July 15, 2020
We grant you, this is exceedingly weird. Comet Pizza is the exact same pizza place that served as HQ of the non-existent Democratic sex trafficking international crime syndicate (from the ludicrous Pizzgate conspiracy), and other than this one joke tweet, there isn’t any other proof the two were spotted together.
To the extent, there is any proof of anything it is that Brad got knocked down a peg. Hope Hicks has a history of picking people not long for the Trump administration, Rob Porter, etc.
To be honest, it does seem as though Trump thinks of Hope as his real daughter (she was “the president whisperer,” if you recall) and Ivanka his real …
We best stop there. With this administration, anything can be true, or false.
But here’s what is going on on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/CaslerNoel/status/1283718447596220417
https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/1283743308469207041
Take one for the team, Hope Hicks: Start dating Bill Barr.
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 16, 2020
Anyone who can convince Hope Hicks to date Donald Trump will save the world.
— Heidi Krassenstein (@ALampoonLedger) July 16, 2020
Seriously you can count on Hope Hicks to fuck any scumbag that slithers in to see trump in the Oval Office so far Corey Lewandowski, Brad Pasquale, Rob Porter, that we kniw so far!
— Mayday Mindy😎 (@maydaymindy9) July 16, 2020
HOWL! It seems that Brad Parscale was fired the day after he was seen with Hope Hicks. Same thing happened when Trump found out she was fking Corey Lewandowski. She gets around more than infrastructure week. Therefore, this is an ingenious idea. https://t.co/ZmPZHBhrJ3
— Lesley Abravanel 🪩 (@lesleyabravanel) July 16, 2020
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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