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Lara Trump Posts Twisted Video of Her Dog Chewing on a Nancy Pelosi Doll and it’s Just…Gross

There doesn’t seem to be one normal person in the Trump family, and now we’re even counting the in-laws that don’t share the genetic lineage. Of course, it takes a special type to marry Eric but … still, you’d think Eric would have enough money that marrying a normal woman wouldn’t have been too much trouble.

Turns out, Eric married Lara. Lara Trump isn’t a normal person, she shared a video in which her dog is seen tearing up a Nancy Pelosi doll in front of her two young children.

Let’s say that again. Lara Trump doesn’t just have a doll of Nancy Pelosi. Lara didn’t just let her children play with the doll, nor did Lara just let the dog play with the doll. As the dog starts to play aggressively with Nancy doll, Lara went down to the floor to film this stupid beagle aggressively chewing the doll while Lara and Eric’s two-year-old Luke and 10-month-old Carolina watch on.

As if that were not enough, Lara then pulls the doll from the beagle to show the camera that the doll does indeed resemble (we guess) Nancy Pelosi, who is only the United States Speaker of the House. Then, Lara Trump put the video on Twitter:  ‘Nancy is a big hit at our house!’

As you might imagine, many Americans wondered how it was that a grown adult found this sufficiently entertaining to film and then put on the internet. The net lost two IQ points just having to host it.

https://twitter.com/SusanNelsPres/status/1283947436512346113

Yes, ours, too.

Everything fits too perfectly.

https://twitter.com/JenniferAtala/status/1283987144420270083

But that is who the Trumps are. “So low class” is perfect. Ask Mary.

Exactly.

No wonder Tiffany is never seen or pictured around any of these people, perhaps she is the sane one.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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