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Texas Trouble: Trump Shows Full Cognitive Decline During Clumsy Campaign-Style Speech

Our “president” (first runner-up in total votes), has the eloquence and mind of a child, or is a hopeless medicinal addict, or both. We have never had a president that so desperately needed speech therapy, and having lived through George W. Bush, that is really saying something. (Interestingly, every COVID-free Texas politician seems to be in attendance at Trump’s super-spreader except George W. Bush. George is likely painting Trump running across the tarmac to the steps of an Aeroflot flight.) Trump really put his child-mind and speech therapy free talk on display today in Texas.

It must have been very hot in Texas, just like it’s been very hot everywhere else Trump has spoken and sweated in the last month:

Yeah. But his pores have a real challenge. We don’t know what’s flowing through his blood stream (neither does his brain) and it’s fighting a quarter-inch of pancake make-up, plus he’s likely jittery hoping to dear dog he doesn’t fall down or have to talk about that town in Minnesota that is so hard to pronounce correctly:

Damn it. It must be an “Indian” word, if it were an American word like “Mar-a-Lago” or “Texas” he wouldn’t have a problem with it!

Did you know that the Democrats have a plan to come and take Texan cows? And no! We are not back on aliens abducting cows and leaving them bloodless and without a digestive track, we had enough aliens yesterday. We are talking about taking their cows to help the planet. Did you know about that plan? We haven’t either, and we’re Democratic “influencers.”

He went on and on, talking a gang of shit, before he got back to his newest racist line – and this one isn’t hidden, this is Charlottesville-worthy racism. Right out in the open:

Mother of god!!

From truly racist he just went batshit crazy on several topics but we tried to pick out something worthy of your time.

The really interesting thing is that he was talking about carbon emissions and homes that would be valueless at the time. IF we went to the year 230 there would be no carbon emissions (with the exception of cows) and the 230 homes are pretty much valueless at this point! He is right!

Except he is essentially saying that Democrats plan to end modernity in a way that they can’t imagine – end of the world stuff – when, really, the evangelicals are counting upon Trump, not the Democrats, to bring about the end of the world in the Book of Revelations. They don’t want Biden to meet the horsemen!

He might have gone on, he might have melted, we don’t know. They flashed away from him and that was all. We did what we could:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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meet the author

Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.

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