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Donald Trump Says That Wife Melania Doesn’t Fart or Poop…At Least Not in Front of Him

Donald Trump made several memorable appearances on The Howard Stern Show, where he was often at his most candid and crude.

As has been previously reported, it was on Stern’s program that Trump said Kim Kardashian had a “fat ass” and where he explained how he made potential partners take STI tests from his personal doctor.

But there’s more. And it has to do with the butt. (Sorry.)

Trump apparently is not a fan of anal sex, and this was even confirmed by Stormy Daniels.

In a 2004 appearance, Trump engaged in an especially peculiar conversation about his girlfriend Melania (now his wife), saying he had never witnessed her fart or defecate.

Trump, referencing an earlier conversation with Stern, said, “You said something a while ago about Beth (Stern’s girlfriend, now wife) that amazed me, because it applies to Melania. You said you’ve never seen her do anything like, bad, in terms of her own personal…”

“You said you’ve never heard her fart. Is that true? Is that amazing? In years, three and a half years,” Trump continued. Stern told Trump that his girlfriend had only pooped four times in three years.

“I’m gonna say, I can say the exact say thing about Melania,” Trump responded.

Stern then asked Trump if Melania ever “makes a doody.” Trump replied, “I’ve never seen any, it’s amazing. Maybe they save that for after marriage.”

Asked about former wife Ivana’s bowel movements, Trump said, “It was a little more normal.”

Trump frequently talked about his personal sex life on Stern’s radio program, which included him willingly engaging in a discussion about having sex with women on their menstrual cycles.

“Will you have sex with a woman if she’s having her period? Go ahead,” Stern asks Trump in a 1997 interview.

“I thought he was looking at Kate when he said that,” Trump responded, looking at his “Art of Comeback” co-author and fellow guest Kate Bohner.

“She’s done that.”

“Donald, seriously, you would not, right, am I correct?” asked Stern.

“Well, I’ve been there. I have been there Howard, as we all have,” Trump responded.

“You don’t like it?,” asked Stern.

“Well, sometimes you get there by mistake,” Trump said.

In the same interview, Stern also asked Trump, “Have you had a black women in bed?”

“Well, it depends on what your definition of black is,” responded Trump.

“Interesting. I like this discussion. His bed is a rainbow,” Stern said.

“The rainbow coalition, as Rev. Jesse would say,” Trump said.


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Nicole James is a lifelong Democrat and political activist who first cut her teeth as a teenager volunteering for Mike Dukakis’ presidential campaign. She has worked and volunteered for John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, HFA (Hillary For America) and Organizing For Action. She’s passionate about liberal and progressive causes, and considers President Obama her most favorite president ever. She holds her Bachelor’s from Boston College and her Master’s from Columbia University, both in Economics. When not working as a writer, she enjoys traveling and spending time with her three college-aged children.


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