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Americans Fall Down Laughing After Trump Says ‘Wait Till You See What Pence Does to Her’ About VP Debate
Earlier today we noted that many in the GOP are absolutely terrified that their egomaniacal, pool-temperature-IQ president isn’t preparing to debate the wily and experienced Joe Biden, who most assuredly is preparing. Given that Trump has made “Biden’s dementia” his signature issue and entire rationale for voting against Biden, it seems like near all Joe has to do is show up to the debate on time and say a few nice things about Americans to be the easy winner. Of course, Joe will likely do far more than that, and we hope that Trump puts his entire “character” on display in an over-aggressive attempt to win the election on one night.
But there is one other debate that Americans are relishing. Kamala Harris, ex-prosecutor extraordinaire, ex-Attorney General of the largest state in the country, ex-Senator who dressed down Justice Kavanaugh and made Billy Barr wet himself, will have one night alone with Mike Pence. We have yet to hear Mike Pence say anything of much significance about anything. If people hear Mike Pence speak, it’s almost always “Under the leadership of President Trump …” and that’s about it. He is the embodiment of white, hetero, extremist-Christian, male entitlement. He is mediocre at best. Kamala Harris might single-handedly turn him gay.
So it was remarkably funny tonight when Trump said:
Trump on Kamala Harris: “wait til you see what Mike Pence does to her in the debate”
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) September 18, 2020
Mike does what? Makes her Vice President? What will Mike Pence “do” to Kamala Harris that she hasn’t seen a hundred times? Kamala Harris doesn’t need to say that it’s “Under the leadership of …” anybody. She is her own woman and Mike Pence might want to bring his personal “Karen” (aka “Mother”) to comfort him afterward. Actually, Mike’s dreams might come true, this time he’ll be the one getting spanked by a woman. And it won’t cost him $130k, just his job.
Americans rolled over laughing, though some did note that Trump is forever creepy and predatorial:
— Young America for Biden & Harris (@YAFBiden) September 18, 2020
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) September 18, 2020
Donnie & Mikey @realDonaldTrump
I wanted you to have time to get your bunker ready to hide in.
Mikey, have your handlers bring a shovel and a Shop Vac to the debate. They'll to need a Shop Vac to pick up your shredded remnants and a shovel to bury them with https://t.co/6tF5apxIaT
— JayCee 🌊TSUNAMI 2020🌊 Kill Lies with Truth🌊 (@FoolsBelieve) September 18, 2020
How bad will Trump cry when Kamala eats Pence and spits out the bones? https://t.co/5AyYBKGVUh
— Just Elizabeth (@Eiggam5955) September 18, 2020
“wait til you see what Mike Pence does to her in the debate”
actual footage of Mike Pence: pic.twitter.com/yCdwIzJqc4
— NotATweeter16 (@NotATweeter16) September 18, 2020
Is he allowed to be in the same room?
— Sing For Your Supper 🇺🇸🔻 ⬛🍑 (@louminatto) September 18, 2020
Gross. Can’t tell that Trump is an unapologetic predator or anything https://t.co/ZPhTQMOFLz
— Andrea Kuszewski 🧠 (@AndreaKuszewski) September 18, 2020
— Andrew Wortman (@AmoneyResists) September 18, 2020
Only Trump can sound both hilariously ridiculous, and “rapey as fck” in the same sentence. But he manages.
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