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‘Dream On Donald’ is Just the Most Perfect (and Scary) Anti-Trump Ad, ‘He Dreams of Becoming Emperor!’

Let’s face it, our dear readers. It is October 14th and there is damned little to say that hasn’t already been said, except for the need to get out in the vote in particular precincts, appealing to very particular people, just as someone did in 2016 in order to eke out the tiniest of victories.

This victory will NOT be tiny. It will be a landslide, similar to 2018, only bigger and better because there is a chance to vote against Donald Trump on every single ballot. Wanna know why we can dream big? Because the Republicans are thinking of every possible way to block every possible vote.

So, look, there are very few new things to say. But there are funnier and more unique ways to say them! And that is the aim that seems to motivate all the people that have worked so hard over the last few months, to create the ads that are so memorable to us. We promise you, this one will be memorable in all the good ways:

How many times have we talked about El Presidente standing on the balcony with so many medals his jacket almost fell off? We TOLD you he was dreaming! We did not see the brain preservation thing coming, but it makes perfect sense for him to be one of the first to cryogenically download his brain to Twitter, where it can be permanently blocked – he does all his thinking and creating through Twitter anyway! So of course, give it a shot! They say we’re 50 years, maximum, away from downloading brains and memories onto a computer and living forever. Unfortunately, some of us will miss it by maybe 35 years (if we’re lucky) – and maybe we’ll be lucky in missing that.

But he will be angry, it’s what he dreams about. When he sleeps, which is only when the benzos overpower the Adderall, the fight of the century!

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.

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