Melania, you famously told us you do not care, why do you suddenly “care” so much?

The books more infamous claim – and the one we believe reveals the most about Melania as a person and might go a long way to explain Mel’s inner “birther,” is that portion which reveals that Mel didn’t want to move to the White House right away in part because she didn’t want to have to use the same shower and toilet as former first lady Michelle Obama. She was waiting for the bathroom to be renovated. NOTE MELANIA DOESN’T CONTEST THIS.

Wow, that sort of detail does conjure up days of separate schools, water fountains and swimming pools? You don’t suppose …

Mel blasted her former friend and asserted that the memoir distracts from Trump’s policy aims as First Lady, which includes combating cyberbullying among kids. (F-Off, Melania, you have no “policy aims” other than to look good).

Melania wrote:

“As a country, we cannot continue to get lost in the noise of negativity and encourage ambition by those who seek only to promote themselves,” (Says the woman who appeared VERY naked to promote herself and went VERY negative regarding Obama’s place of birth, which – unlike Melania’s, happened to be in the United States.)

“I have most recently found this to be the case as major news outlets eagerly covered salacious claims made by a former contractor who advised my office. A person who said she ‘made me’ even though she hardly knew me, and someone who clung to me after my husband won the Presidency,” Trump continued. (They sure have a lot of texts and phone calls for someone who “hardly knew her” – and again, it appears Winston Wolkoffe had no plans on writing a book (she didn’t need the money) until she was fingered for a felony.

The post is only her second from her “blog,” the first was above COVID and her son getting it. We think we know what the blog is about – it’s about sending messages out without having to answer media follow-up questions.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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