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Pro-Trump Pastor Says That If Biden Wins, People Will Start Having Sex with Cows

At first blush, one might not be sure if this was a plug for Donald Trump, or a desire to have Joe Biden win. We want to be open to consenting adults and sentient animals, and maybe a Biden win is what this cattle lover wants. Unfortunately, it appears to just be a boring scare tactic by the right-winger pastor. According to DeadState, Pastor Frank Amedia believes that a Biden victory simply paves the way for cattle lovers – of the wrong kind – to have at it.

Pastor Frank Amedia, the pro-Trump evangelist behind the POTUS Shield “prayer warrior” effort to create a spiritual shield around President Trump, published a video to his Touch Heaven Ministries channel last week where he warned that if Christians don’t turn out in droves to vote for President Trump, America will become a place where “animalism” is accepted.

“This is about morality,” he said in a video clip flagged by Right Wing Watch. “This is about same-sex marriage not being approved and blessed in this country. This is not about us changing genders into five and six different meanings now. … How far do they want us to go?”

Pastor? Perhaps you could answer that for us since you seem acutely interested in the topic, how far would like it to go?

Wait until animalism becomes acceptable and somebody can marry a cow and have perverse sex with them,” he continued. “You think I’m laughing. That’s what’s going to come.

Well, I’m no vegetarian, but since we’re supposed to love all of God’s creatures, I’m pretty sure I know which lifestyle the cow would prefer, being married or hung at the meat processing plant later that evening. I’m not saying it’s going to come to that, because it isn’t, but there’s maybe an argument that it should.

Maybe we can ask the cows? It makes more sense than asking you.



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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad, writing from the beaches of the Gulf Coast, getting advice from his beloved daughter and teammate. He is very much the dreamy mystic that cannot add and loves dogs more than most people. He also likes studying cooking, theoretical physics, cosmology, and quantum mechanics. He likes pizza.


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