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Don Jr. Manages to Make a Fool Out of Himself AGAIN With His ‘Electoral Map Prediction’

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At some point – hopefully in the next few weeks when we no longer have to care about what either of them say – the debate about which one is the dumber one, Eric or Donald Junior will end … in a tie because they just work so hard to outdo the other one that it’s not fair. It is hard enough to be brothers constantly competing for Dad’s attention without also having to worry about which one makes Twitter laugh the hardest.

Junior posted an electoral map of the entire world, in which his dad would win everything except New York, California, Mexico, China, and then weirdly, India, Sri Lanka, Liberia and Gambia.

We are pretty sure that he got India and Iran confused (who can keep track of the country literally referred to as “the subcontinent” and has 1.3 billion people, who love his father). He must figure Sri Lanka must be part of India (Iran) in Junior’s view, after all it’s “right there!” right? And can only have, what, 50 million something people on it? and Liberia … black? From the U.S.?

Obviously, does Junior even know that he just drew a map that came dangerously close to giving Biden a popular vote victory again? If he could have just included Pakistan and Bangladesh with India … well, it would’ve been tough. But still, what happened to “no one’s been tougher on Russia than his dad?”

He got just a bit of feedback on the net and you can pretty well imagine how that went:

True, especially since the blue states like California and New York are now far outperforming the “red states.”

Everyone knows why we had to include that one.

https://twitter.com/midlifetimmy/status/1323656866346360837

U.N. Agreement that Antarctica doesn’t belong to any country.

Yes, even water world is voting for Trump.

Maybe they’re mad that they never got the wall built that would have kept diseased Americans out?

It really does show how stupid Junior can be. Because not only did he surely confuse India and Iran. He also presumed that India and Sri Lanka are the same country. Moreover, he is pretending that India and China have ever agreed upon anything – ever. If there is ever a World War III, the only thing of which everyone can be sure is that India will be aligned against China because they have been for the last 4,000 years and probably will be for the next 4,000 years.

Idiot. But good news, if his father loses, you are probably looking at the leading contender for the nomination of the “Republican party’s” 2024 primary.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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