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Large Moving Truck Outside White House Sparks Rumors: Melania Already Moving Out?

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Okay, this is getting fcking weird even for us. It is true that it is nothing but a picture, but how often are there pictures of giant moving trucks right outside the White House door … two days after a national election? Of course, of course, of course, it could be anything. We get it, but that’s not at all the way Twitter is treating it. The picture has Twitter all atwitter about whether Melania’s gone, wanting no part of this “loser” bullshit.

Now, we have heard many rumors for forever, about the fact that Melania didn’t even live in the White House (she kept a place in McLean Virginia – total rumor, no basis for it at all, came from Noel Casler who has lost some credibility), and we know that she refused to even move to the White House in the beginning, not until they re-did the bathroom and shower that Michelle Obama used (talk about racist). We know that Melania held up moving to the White House to improve her situation with the pre-nuptial, and one doesn’t do that unless one damned well envisions a situation where one imagines using the pre-nuptial agreement at some point.

So, is it possible that Melania is getting herself the fck out of DC and back to the area code that she prefers (I guess we mean Mar-a-lago now, does she even dare set foot in NYC again?) is she out for good? Can she see the writing on the wall?

Or is Trump just moving the valuables out now before people start watching it closely? Maybe Trump is considering “conceding” by resigning and letting Pence takeover. You be the judge:

Well it has the net talking:

There are innocent explanations:

Jason Miciak
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