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Rudy Needs Help, Honest: Watch as Giuliani Rubs Snot All Over His Face …On Camera

At this point, we are at a loss about what to do about Rudolph.

We have written column after column lately about the mistakes and downright moronic things Rudy has done to humiliate himself and the campaign, while also proving that he’s close to needing elderly care. Clearly, he is oblivious to his failures or his own humiliation.

This is a man recently caught on camera unbuckling his belt, believing he was about to be seduced by a young beautiful woman aged 24 but one that looked even younger. It would be easy to catch well over half the men in the world in a similar trap were it not so obviously a set-up. No, we don’t mean set-up for a movie, we mean a likely set-up by the pro-Russian/Ukraine crowd he’s been dealing with for over a year, people notorious for sexually compromising people on camera. His actions (without knowing he was set-up for a comedy) were so ridiculously reckless that one already knows his judgment is shot.

He humiliated himself by holding a presidential campaign press conference at a landscaping company near a funeral home and adult sex store (he likely didn’t make the mistake with the address but couldn’t quickly come up with an acceptable plan.) He pushed absurd, evidence-free, conspiracy theories both in and out of court and given embarrassing interviews on television. Yesterday he had some sort of die or makeup running down his face during a press conference. He believed all this was worth $20,000 a day for legal services. We surely left stuff out.

So we start to wonder at what point we’re laughing at a man who is clearly mentally compromised by age, disease, alcoholism (there are so many rumors about his drinking, we’re speculating), or some other condition that maybe we should transition to a more sympathetic tone. For now, as lead attorney for an illegal attempt to usurp a legal election while Fox takes him seriously … he gets mocked like hell

He is so out of it, he’s rubbing his face with the wrong side of his handkerchief. In other words, smearing whatever he just blew from his nose all over his face. If you just ate, we gave fair warning.

This is vastly more humiliating than getting caught believing his hottest sexual fantasy was mere moments away. And that was bad enough. Soon, we’ll transition into feeling legitimate concern and pity … It’ll probably be when he signs off from the Trump campaign and gets out of politics.

Until then … Rudy, that was dumber than a panda fight, you stupid jackass – and gross. Start refusing to be seen on camera or giving quotes for the media and simply do what you have to do as a “lawyer,” behind the scenes. Otherwise, you’re going to get caught doing things like rubbing snot over your entire face and getting called our for it.


Peace, y’all
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Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.


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