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Trump is Spotted With a Very Ample and Puffy Rear-End and Twitter Has Questions for ‘Diaper Don’
These are always a bit of a challenge.
First things first. We all age and with age come some struggles. There is no conceivable way any of us can run like we did in high school. It just “is” one of those things due to entropy and the way cells divide. Anyway, so we have a very difficult time making fun of anyone wearing incontinence pads because it’s just not a big deal. Some things don’t work as well anymore. So what? Right? That is one of the last things someone should be “teased” or “mocked” about especially by people thirty-years-old who, for all they know, may die in a car crash the next day and wish they’d have lived that long. We hate young people that mock those older than them for things out of their control.
But it’s Donald John Trump we’re talking about, soon to be ex-president of the United States, the man who would use anything to mock or degrade a person. He rated women on the size of their breasts on the radio in New York. He also assaulted women he thought were attractive enough that he could take what wasn’t his. This man, who has done all that and so so so much more, would be the very first to mock someone he doesn’t appreciate for wearing “diapers” (we will ONLY use that word associated with Donald Trump and no one else.)
Many people doubt that he does. After all, he would have to take his pants off as proof and there’s not enough money in the … it would take a lot of money for us to want to confirm that.
But we have this picture, and that’s awfully close to confirmation itself.
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) November 27, 2020
Nothing gets by the guys at Meidas Touch, who have the exact same values we do concerning mocking people. Only those who’ve earned it.
And now, #DiaperDon is trending and it’s hysterical:
#DiaperDon is trending.
Watching our outgoing U.S. President lose his shit on twitter. Priceless. How is everyone else’s Thanksgiving going today? pic.twitter.com/iSfwKDhPWh
— Root (@rootsecdev) November 27, 2020
— Outspoken (@Out5p0ken) November 27, 2020
— David Begnaud (@DavidBegnaud) November 27, 2020
Omg, this is too hysterical. I can’t stop 😂.
— Gettysburg Wyndam Landscaping (@russelldegraff) November 27, 2020
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) November 27, 2020
— ✨TheStarsAtNight ✨ (@Star5AtNight) November 27, 2020
— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) November 27, 2020
— Tina -#BidenHarris2020 (@trcfwtt) November 27, 2020
What's that, the president is commanding (whoever) that Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act 'must be immediately terminated'? pic.twitter.com/2b5bSq7wCE
— Craig Sock (@Sock_EffOne) November 27, 2020
And this explains why he was just ranting about Section 230. Because he lost his mind over a hashtag.
The President of the United States is losing his mind over a hashtag – as Hillary Clinton warned he would – and yet people are still saying they wanted four more years of this. https://t.co/nYDDcVW6E8
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 27, 2020
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