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Judge Jeanine Goes NUTS: She Knows Who is at Fault for this COVID Mess — It’s AOC

Unlike many of the weird MAGA obsessions, there is no mystery surrounding their hatred of AOC. A young, stunningly beautiful, unapologetic, progressive liberal Democratic woman. She is everything they despise (except the beautiful part and that just makes it worse).

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is like the 20-year-old NBA player that has scary skills and can jump out of the gym, but just needs some experience to polish the game a bit and she’ll be unstoppable. That is far from a knock on her, there is no conceivable way a freshman congressman or woman could be ahead of her, there is a learning curve for all of them.

But not all of them have her instincts, skills, passion, or drive. She will be in the House for a little while and then she is destined for much bigger things.

The MAGAs know or there’s no conceivable way that Judge Jeanine would spend a full minute of her show blasting Democrats generally, but using AOC specifically as her target, as if AOC alone came up with the Democratic strategy.

Judge Jeanine asks why if AOC cared about the poor and middle class why she wasn’t there for them in the last month or two, and we’re sure that she might answer, “Well, we passed our tremendously needed package in May and then waited, and waited, and waited, but we can’t go into the Senate and vote for them, or sign it in the White House. So, do you have a suggestion as to what we should do?”

Judge Jeanine asked why, if lockdowns worked, have they not worked and we keep needing to lockdown! Huh! Huh! And the answer might be something like, “Well, we never did, actually, lockdown – except places like New York, New Jersey, Mass, Rhode Island, Washington, etc – and they did pretty well until everybody all opened up again. And if you don’t believe me, ask most of Europe, Scandinavia, South Korea, Japan, Australia, New Zealand … none of whom actually lead the world in deaths.”

And yes, yes, it is a tragedy that small businesses and lower-wage workers are impacted the most, which is why every other First World nation paid people to stay home – see Canada.

Dunno. We are positive she could answer those questions better than us, but since she wasn’t around to answer the questions, we gave it a shot.

Face it, everyone on Fox is mad all the time, but no one does mad like Judge Jeanine. She seems like an angry drunk. Though with that kind of a slanderous accusation, we best say, just to protect us from litigation, we have no confirmation that she’s angry when the camera goes off, only drunk.

This is priceless, and very much worth your time, though maybe not your ears:

Wow, she is mad. And yet so many of her angry questions are so easy to answer that even some stupid writer in the middle of nowhere can do it. Good thing that AOC wasn’t there in studio because we can’t imagine the answers she’d give. She’s the one with the talent, we’re just fans.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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