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Lin Wood Makes Bizarre Claim That Chief Justice John Roberts Called Trump a ‘Mother**ker’

Do other countries have L. Lin Woods’s?

Let me rephrase that, do other countries have L. Lin Woods’s that anyone pays attention to? Because sure, there are crazies everywhere, we get that. But our L. Linn Wood has 800,000 Twitter followers and can motivate people to do awful things. Thus, this nation’s L. Lin Wood is a serious problem who went even more bonkers today with his “Most serious tweet ever.”

Except, well, it’s not serious because it is a lie. Oh boy. Link:

Just when you thought you had seen it all from various figures litigating and going off the deep end in the aftermath of the 2020 election, attorney Lin Wood told his 800,000-plus Twitter followers on Thursday that Chief Justice John Roberts said during a phone call in August that President Donald Trump is a “motherfucker” who could not be allowed to have another term.

Okay. Let’s all sit back and evaluate. We presume everyone has seen Chief Judge John Roberts. He is the finest WASP specimen ever created. Seriously. He is near perfect. Except for that conservative thing, but what is he going to do? He is a genetically perfect WASP, of course, he’s conservative. But that also means that despite the fact that he’s conservative, he is extremely polite, while also being very smart, understated, and good judgment – he’s a judge! (There is no question he has a powerful legal mind, we just don’t like where it stops on the wheel, but he is one smart man). Would this perfect specimen ever pick up a phone and say such a thing?

Hell, no. He would whisper it to the guys at the club over some cocktails, sure. What fine WASP wouldn’t? But pick up the phone? Ridiculous. And besides. He was right if he said it.

In the next tweet, Wood made a claim that was both risible and beyond belief. He initially claimed to have knowledge of a phone conversation from Aug. 19 wherein Roberts vowed that Trump was a “motherfucker” who would not be permitted to be reelected. Wood also bizarrely claimed that Breyer was in on the conspiracy.

Okay. Out of bounds. Justice Breyer is the single most understated, private, never say a thing to anyone outside his job type of guy. He goes back up northeast every time the court is out of session and hangs out doing what it is he does. He would not only not say or do such a thing, he isn’t capable of such a thing. He might be the single most stable, self-assured, and wise man on Earth. He might think it, sure. Like we said, wise. But say it? No.

We ask again, does any other nation have a man like this that influences this many people? Or is there something in the air and dirt here in the U.S.?

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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