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Melania Keeps Tweeting Christmas Tweets as if They Make Up for Her ‘Who Gives a F**k About Chreestmas’ Call

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We honestly cannot count how many different variations of White House movies (they are shot in movie film and not a digital camera to give them more gravitas … we guess) with Melania walking through the Christmas trees in the decorated White House have been put out in the last three weeks.

Melania never does anything without an angle. Wait, let’s rephrase that, the Trumps never do anything without an angle.  Melania took a major hit upon learning that there was no conceivable way she would be working in the White House another term.  She also took a big hit when in the last six months of her stay in the White House she heard loud and clear on tape saying “Fock Christmas.”

That isn’t good branding and for Trumps, branding is everything.

So why would she remind people about her Christmas issue this year by putting out what seems like a tweet every other day? Because she has a life after the White House and it may or may not include Donald. It actually doesn’t matter much whether she decides to set out on her own or stick with Don. She has a book to write, and she needs a positive image for people to buy it. Perhaps she’s hoping people forget the whole Christmas tape.

We should note that if she divorces Trump and decides to really go independent, she could have the biggest book deal in all of history if she truthfully tells the entire Donald and Melania story. On the other hand, the pre-nup she negotiated after Trump won the presidency focused a great deal on Barron and his opportunity to be a full member of the Trump organization. If she went too far she’s thrown that opportunity away by destroying the Trump organization. Barron wouldn’t have much to do besides oversee assets being sold through bankruptcy court and getting messages back and forth between “Dad” (a lot of rumors) and the others. Perhaps from prison.

Regardless, we drifted. Melania desperately needs her brand cleaned-up before she heads out and that means a lot of beautiful Christmas shots, it seems like they come every two days now.

Well, it all looks very pretty. She is trying awfully hard but it’s really hard to pull off faking that one is interested in what’s going on. We’re not sure that Melania is getting it done.

Never forget:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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