Did you vote for Joe Biden? If so, eventually you, too – will be named as part of the conspiracy to take Trump out of the White House. What right did you have to join the conspiracy against Trump? Who do you think you are? Why would your opinion about who should be president matter?

Trump’s team of lawyers, which seems to include L. Lin Wood (though maybe not officially, it’s hard to tell) apparently have no limit as to who they’re willing to blame as part of the conspiracy to defraud Trump as the rightful “owner” of the White House and the guy who’s showing up, damn it, on January 20th and shoving Biden aside with his arm raised. There are no limits.

Speaking of which, time to blame Canada as Wood tweeted today:

“CCP & 1000’s of US citizens worked together to try to steal 2020 election at top of ticket & selected down ballot (sic) races,” Wood tweeted. “Serbia, Canada, Venezuela, Cuba, CIA, George Soros, Bill Gates, Biden, Clinton Foundation & many national state & local officials from both parties involved.

CCP & 1000’s of US citizens worked together to try to steal 2020 election at top of ticket & selected down ballot races. Serbia, Canada, Venezuela, Cuba, CIA, George Soros, Bill Gates, Biden, Clinton Foundation & many national state & local officials from both parties involved.

— Lin Wood (@LLinWood) December 13, 2020

Okay, we get it – yes, Canada is on a list with everyone else in the world (Serbia? WTF?), so it loses a bit of its punch. In fact, if you see that list, Canada might demand its place, lest it look like they support Trump.

Besides, it’s not all that crazy, at least to anyone that’s ever watched South Park. Remember, South Park smartly suggested that Canada might build its own impenetrable wall while no one down here was looking. And that was pre-COVID. Most of the globe – by far – is a bit humiliated by Trump, wouldn’t Canada be especially so as the only country that shares a continent with the United States?

What could Canada do to help depose Trump? Nothing. And that’s why it’s the perfect plan, sure to succeed. They could just sit there, staring down, while Trump and team stared back, wondering why they just kept looking at them until it dawned on Team Trump. Canada had to be up to no good. Meanwhile, Joe Biden simply acted normal and won the election. In that sense, Canada is part of the conspiracy.

Either that or Trudeau just called Melania, who swooned and talked a bit too much – trying to sound cool. Even with COVID the net still works and Trudeau could email Joe, “Operation Sell Mel.”  Too easy.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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