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Watch This Angry Trumper ‘Explain’ How Trump Won and Try Not to Feel Very, Very Sad for Her

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We have heard all kinds of weird “facts” that have nothing to do with the actual votes or certifications or anything of the type. It is because history teaches us that Trump must have won.

They don’t research this themselves. It is fed to them through the cesspool of “evening Fox television” and all-day Newsmax and OAN. We should probably also count the man himself as part of it – Trump has used the exact same tactic, using completely irrelevant facts to prove he won.

In Georgia (and elsewhere), Trump said that he received 74 million votes, “more votes than anyone in history,” (he leaves out his opponent), and because he received more votes than anyone in history, it’s clear that he won. Indeed, he received more votes than Obama. Case closed. Owned, libtards!

He just ignores that Biden received 80 million votes, which is part of the key to winning elections, both receiving more votes in total and especially in the right places. Trump should know since he lost the last election’s popular vote by three million votes and still won in an “Electoral College landslide.”

Trump’s boast that he received “the most votes in history” didn’t really work to move anyone and that may have something to do with still losing by 7 million votes.

Now his newest thing is that he won Ohio and Florida and no Republican has ever won Ohio and Florida and lost the general election. Case closed, owned libtards! Beat THAT. So basically we need only run a general election in Ohio and Florida? Do you suppose it ever occurred to them that no Democrat ever won Arizona and Georgia? Let’s put it this way, if a Democrat wins Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania, the Democrat is almost surely going to win.

But this woman has no time for that, let her explain the new Trump logic and just keep telling yourself, cult, cult, cult:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1336878297322573825

https://twitter.com/RubyWingtips/status/1336885475726880777

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1336878297322573825

Cult, cult, cult, mixed with missing PHI 101 “Logic” that just about every freshman all across the country takes, and it’s a lot more than If A + B = C, then C – B = A.

https://twitter.com/jonigeographer/status/1336879187819286530

Maybe. It is all a show.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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